Well, that was super embarrassing and we'll past unfortunate

[TheKentuckian]

Multitasking conversations is the devil or at least requires quality control.

I was starting a post in response to Sonderwoman and got a sexy banter text and somehow posted the response in praise of the lady friend's vagina.

So...soooo...embarrassing on many levels but I feel I owe the entire community an apology and want you to know that remark was not in context and completely unintentional.

The unfortunate receiver of the misplaced response was addressed directly by PM. That just isn't me and wasn't meant for public consumption.

Thank you for your attention my DU Community.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. It did seem out of character!

And it's very easy to mix up just exactly where you're posting!

All is forgiven.

[TheKentuckian]

2. I can be an asshole but my mother didn't raise that kind of asshole.

[MissB]

3. Am I a horrible person for laughing?

Probably.

Anyway, good on you for straightening that out.

[TheKentuckian]

8. No, it's funny. My friend almost couldn't breathe from laughing. I just feel so stupid.

[villager]

4. Well now you've just gotten me curious to see what was posted....

[TheKentuckian]

7. Full transparency

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1251&pid=500275

[irisblue]

15. I scared the cat & dog laughing

thanks for the laugh. and it was 6-1 hide, who voted to let it stand needs a celestial dope slap. but still, I laughed hard.

[malokvale77]

18. That was me...

Knowing TheKentuckian's other posts I figured there was some inside story to go with the remark.

When I was called to jury there were no outcries from others so I thought I had missed something in the past few days I wasn't on DU.

Mea Culpa.

[irisblue]

19. rescinding celestial dope slap

I should have not said that either....let she who is without sin, pick up the first stone or snide comment on a discussion board. I am sorry.


BTW.....per Momma of irisblue....a dope slap is when Da Momma, reaches over and taps the child,( yes even at 58 I'm still getting them) on the back of the head (this is important)LIGHTLY. It is supposed to be a "hey whatta are ya doin?" at least that is how Momma of irisblue taught it

[malokvale77]

21. I've done and been a victim of the dope slap.

I had barely hit the login button when the call to jury message popped up.

That remark from TheKentuckian seemed so out of place and made no sense at all. I was feeling a little confused to say the least.

I'm glad my faith in TheKentuckian wasn't misplaced.

Still laughing.

[newfie11]

20. Hahahaha sorry I can't help it

[PoliticAverse]

26. Y... v..... i. m... p....... i.....

Is that out of the same phrasebook as "My hovercraft is full of eels"?

[Live and Learn]

31. The confusion it generated ... lol. nt

[villager]

41. Blue nosed jury got there first.

No real surprise here at the "underground."

Thanks, though!

[Egnever]

42. They tried again. Jury results

On Sat Aug 8, 2015, 01:57 AM an alert was sent on the following post:

Full transparency
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=7055181

REASON FOR ALERT

This post is disruptive, hurtful, rude, insensitive, over-the-top, or otherwise inappropriate.

ALERTER'S COMMENTS

He made a crude post to Sonderwoman, got it hidden, and then double downs by making an OP to draw more attention to it and linking to it here. It is disrespectful to another member. It was bad enough the first time, but he is making it worse but drawing further attention to it.

You served on a randomly-selected Jury of DU members which reviewed this post. The review was completed at Sat Aug 8, 2015, 02:15 AM, and the Jury voted 0-7 to LEAVE IT.

Juror #1 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #2 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #3 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #4 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: Seems like a silly alert are we now afraid of a mistaken post that says Vagina?
Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: We are all adults on here, and I do not feel that the other person was disrespectful.
Juror #6 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: No, an apology was provided. After reading the circumstances and context it does not make the situation worse and does not merit a second hidden post.
Juror #7 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: I'm sorry, but he had apologized for posting something meant as a PM. He was explaining it to an inquiry. Leave It

Thank you very much for participating in our Jury system, and we hope you will be able to participate again in the future.

[villager]

43. Very blue noses indeed!

Quite an above-ground, quotidian, normative "underground" we have going here...

[beam me up scottie]

44. Someone actually alerted on this?

It was a mistake the first time around, he apologized, it was hilarious.

Let it go.

[RiffRandell]

57. What a most unpleasent alert.

[Le Taz Hot]

52. ROFLMAO!!!!!

You know you're never going to live this down, right?

[Xipe Totec]

5. Welcome to the Club

[haikugal]

10. LOL!!!!

[Skittles]

6. last night I had eight IM conversations going at once

four different countries

no mistakes, and I am nearing 60

scheduling TheKentuckian for ass kicking (I can multi-task those too)

[TheKentuckian]

9. It's not the years, it's the mileage.

[Skittles]

17. OK, extended ass kicking

*NOTED*

[rug]

56. Well, it was eight conversations - and four continents

simultaneously.

[flygal]

25. Different languages? If so, do you ever forget to switch the language keyboard and send it with some

FUNKY auto corrects? I have had very confused friends in German and English! LOL

[Skittles]

46. all English

sometimes very CHALLENGING forms of English

[msanthrope]

11. DUzy Hall of Fame....... aww hell I needed a laugh.....nt

[TheKentuckian]

14. Then there is a little value.

[msanthrope]

39. I had to go pee, I was laughing so hard. Then I realized how awesome your message

was. Good on you....you intrigue me.

[Agschmid]

37. Yup... amazing.

[FSogol]

12. I think you meant "pleasant", not "pleasent."

[TheKentuckian]

13. That too.

[irisblue]

16. well, you are a stand up guy for apologizing

from here, you are forgiven. (and I am still smiling)

[fizzgig]

22. i once inadvertently posted porn in the louge

it was in the early days of lolcats and i had the site cached. but, when i went to post the pictures, they had actually been taken over a porn site.

that was pretty embarrassing. this was on the old du and you could only delete or edit a post within a certain time frame. thank gods someone pointed it out to me while i could still zap it.

[Oneironaut]

23. That's hilarious!

You can tell it was a mistake because it's so out of place and random.

[Whiskeytide]

24. Absolutely the funniest thing I've ...

... Seen this week - and Trump was in a debate!

Kudos for the fessing up. I prob would have deleted my account and rejoined under a new name.

[geek tragedy]

27. Oh man, that may be the greatest post in DU history.

It's like you accidentally Trumped.

[daredtowork]

28. lol!

Thanks for the comic relief after two days of sturm and drang over homelessness issues.

I especially liked that it was a post on labor. Hard at work, were you?

[tkmorris]

29. Well, it at least was complimentary

[Warren DeMontague]

30. If you're in the middle of a conversation like that, I suggest you give it 100% of your attention.

Seriously, bud. DU can wait!

[Kali]

32. yeah, it seemed pretty out of place

sorry for the hide, but...

[beam me up scottie]

33. Thank dog, Kentuckian.

It seemed so out of character.

A true wtf moment but you really showed a lot of class by clearing it up and apologizing.




eta I'll be lmao over that forever

[artislife]

34. Great!

It was so unexpected and frankly kind of vile...if from a stranger..
I am sure your lady friend wouldn't think so because you have a history with each other.

I will post a retraction under my comment--so glad it was a mix up!!

[Spirochete]

35. I wondered

where the hell that came for, because it didn't fit and made no dense.

That's pretty funny, once I know how it happened.

[ohheckyeah]

36. That's funny

as hell. LOL

Thanks for the explanation.

[bravenak]

38. Now I'm laughing.

[herding cats]

40. Oh. My. Goodness.

I didn't see the infraction, but your explanation... it's amazing!

I've been reading here for years, yours is the best explanation for a an "oops" moment yet.

[countryjake]

45. Best Post of the Day!

By far!

Thank you for a good laugh (something that's sorely needed around here, these days)!

[lovemydog]

47. Funniest thread ever.

And great apology!

TheKentuckian - you friggin' rock.

I hope your lady friend appreciates your great sense of humor.

I suspect she already appreciates something else about you.

[Warren DeMontague]

48. So did the woman you were flirting with get the DU message, then?

She's like "sorry, but ensuring the long-term solvency of social security is NOT a turn-on"

[Codeine]

49. I've crosstexted myself; ended up sending a very explicit message to a coworker.

Luckily for me that person was a very good sport about it once I explained myself, but goddamn that was mortifying.

You have my sympathies. And a giggle or three.

[RiffRandell]

50. Too funny!

Don't worry about it. It's very telling that this post was alerted on.

Some people around here don't like apologies.

[calimary]

51. Is it wrong that I'm smiling?

Actually, laughing - pretty hard!

This thread oughta win some award or other... DUzy or some such, at least!

[malaise]

53. Hilarious

[Arugula Latte]

54. Hey, it could have been worse:

[rug]

55. Your apology is most pleasent itself

[joshcryer]

58. That just made my night.

Holy shit.