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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forums#megynkellydebatequestions -- HILARIOUS!! Twitter trolls rise up
http://reverbpress.com/politics/twitter-suggests-questions-republican-debate-wins-internet/"Candidates, how white was Jesus?"
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BTW, this needs to be a hashtag... Go!
If God were here now, which gun would he recommend for shooting lions, immigrants, women and the poor?
If 50k troops start each of 3 wars, 200k join the 1st war, & 7% die, how many people hate America?
After Obama faked his birth certificate he killed 4 Americans in Benghazi. Did Hillary know about his plan?
Some people are saying it's easier to fight the impoverished than fight poverty. Would you agree?
When looking at the rash of police brutality caught on video, are you concerned there are just too many cameras?
You've seen the Duggar daughters. Tough to fault Josh, isn't it?
Donald Trump can you please label each candidate dummy loser total jackass or not a war hero
Cite in the Bible where Jesus is heterosexual.
SummerSnow
(12,608 posts)tblue37
(65,619 posts)Nevernose
(13,081 posts)We all know that gay marriage causes Global Warming. What will you do to protect Israel from that? #MegynKellyDebateQuestions
This whole Twitter tag is hilarious.
SCantiGOP
(13,881 posts)But I do know that all the scientists are wrong about global warming.
roguevalley
(40,656 posts)UTUSN
(70,873 posts)Peace
weknowvino2
(62 posts)Which corporate masters do you serve?
valerief
(53,235 posts)malaise
(269,579 posts)Hilarious
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)and funny as hell.
Sounds as if a pissed off electorate is ....pissed off.
Since God told more than one of you to run for President, which of you is lying?
When was religion under attack?When gay marriage was legalized?Or when black churches were literally burned down?
Hepburn
(21,054 posts)Coffee spew...
HassleCat
(6,409 posts)What? You think He has no sense of humor?
bjobotts
(9,141 posts)Abe said, "Where you want I should make this presidential run?
God said, "Go play in the middle of Highway 61."
barbtries
(28,835 posts)Do you believe the people of Isreal will go straight to hell because they haven't accepted Jesus?
Who does Jesus hate more...gays, Jews, illegal immigrants, or Obama?
If elected president, how many troops will you deploy to each woman's uterus?
FailureToCommunicate
(14,050 posts)Thanks for posting!
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)More like Wicked Funny. I can't stop laughing.
I need some damn funny snark to get me through listening to these assholes and their plans to squeeze even more from the middle class and the poor while cutting taxes for the rich and starting multiple wars. Gonna be a tough night. Hey Trump - I'm counting on you for some pure laugh out loud funny entertainment - please do not disappoint.
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)Would you use conventional or nuclear weapons to win the war on Christmas?
Aerows
(39,961 posts)Do you think that guns have been given enough rights? Is there a way to protect unborn guns?
rocktivity
(44,590 posts)Stardust
(3,894 posts)Pinboy, is that you?
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)Greybnk48
(10,187 posts)Scuba
(53,475 posts)phylny
(8,403 posts)"POTUS has declared being pro breathing clean air. How would you stop this tyrannical move?"
OldRedneck
(1,397 posts)Who is the father of Bristol Palin's second bastard child???
Fantastic Anarchist
(7,309 posts)samsingh
(17,620 posts)mercuryblues
(14,578 posts)God created the Earth in a week. Obama needed 6 years to fix the Economy. How lazy is Obama? #MegynKellyDebateQuestions
#megynkellydebatequestions As President, how would you protect Texas from being invaded by the federal government?
MegynKellyDebateQuestions If elected, what would you do to ensure that Jesus and Santa stay white?
d_legendary1
(2,586 posts)-How would you go about instituting Affirmitive Action for white people? You know, to level the playing field.
-Big Gubbermint has always been a problem to the average american. Which corporations would you put in your cabinet to ensure that the Feds get off people's backs?
-This country was raised on christian ideals. If elected which version of the bible would you mandate as the official bible of the United States?
-The war on drugs has so far been a success. How has profiling minorites helped keep drugs from away from Suburban areas?
-An innocent lion was killed by a man with a gun. If elected will you make it easier for lions to obtain a weapon for self defense purposes?
-GMO foods have been a controvortial topic in social media. How would you protect their anonymity?
-Officers across the country have come under attack by the recent actions of a few corrupt cops. Kindly explain how your position on perserving the values of the police state that keeps us safe.
That's all I got for now. My troll is exhausted.
underpants
(183,198 posts)d_legendary1
(2,586 posts)I would do it but I'm unavailable to do so at the moment.
Angry Dragon
(36,693 posts)stuffmatters
(2,574 posts)I think that was one of the entries I read last night. I know someone else funnier than I am thought it up.
roguevalley
(40,656 posts)nxylas
(6,440 posts)calimary
(81,678 posts)passiveporcupine
(8,175 posts)Bernardo de La Paz
(49,144 posts)Liberal_in_LA
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