A little exchange with My Favorite Wingnut:

[Jackpine Radical]

Him:
"I'm glad someone did not play God and abort you."


My response:
Just remember that you're the result of a race among about 6 million sperm cells all trying to get to the same egg. By being conceived, you denied all those other potential lives their chance at existence, and yet you seem to feel no guilt over what you did.

[DearAbby]

1. OH ZZZZIIIIIIIING

Beautiful come back. BAMM!

[mazzarro]

3. Wow!

That is what I'll call a COUNTERPUNCH - my man!

[CC]

2. I like your response though

I would of had to add, "So glad Mother Nature didn't play God and spontaneously abort me either. " Since more fertilized eggs are spontaneously aborted than not, usually without anyone knowing what might have been.

[Solomon]

7. That's what I've always said. God aborts billions and billions of babies.

Nobody cares about that. Fundamentals always say, "well God can do what he wants to do." That response to Godly atrocities always bothers me. No use arguing with these idiots.

[Scuba]

9. It's the "mysterious ways" clause. Covers anything that can't otherwise be explained or justified.

[rurallib]

4. ask him if he ever masturbates

and wastes all that precious sperm.

[sharp_stick]

5. I'd hate to miss an opportunity

to add this beautiful little tune when this is brought up:

[guardian]

6. I do not avoid women, Mandrake...but I do deny them my essence.

[Dont call me Shirley]

8. AWESOME!!!

[hifiguy]

10. A smackdown of the first order.

Logic is a brutal thing, isn't it.

[AynRandCollectedSS]

11. Awesome response!

But, don't hold your breathe about them understanding your logical and rational musings. These kinds of arguments generally frighten and confuse the zealots.