I'm a gleefully ignorant, bigoted, white male republican

[NightWatcher]

How I am supposed to make up my feeble little mind when I have so many choices?

Cruz. He's a dumb sonofabitch, I'm listening

Paul. Wait, am I thinking of his dad, the crazy fucker?

Rubio. He looks a little too ethnic for me. Isn't he Cuban?

Carson. He's black, so that's a nope, but I'll put his book on my coffee table, cause I'm not racist.

Fiorina. A chick, seriously? Is she hot? Ew, nope

Huckabee. He kinda looks like my preacher...maybe

Santorum. Who? OMG DO NOT GOOGLE!!!

Pataki. I'm sorry, who? Still scared to google

Graham. Aw ain't he sweet?

Bush. Didn't we already do this?

Walker. Damn his eyes are really close together and are freaking me out.

Christie. Well, he IS an asshole, I'm listening.

Perry. Something familiar about this guy. Does he paint pictures of kitty cats?

Jindal. What the hell is this guy?

Kasich. I'm sorry, who?

So many angry white guys, so few braincells. I guess I'll just wait to see who my preacher tells me to vote for.

[winetourdriver]

1. Thanks

That brought a smile to my face actually, I don't know if that is a good thing or not.

[Stardust]

2. "Christie. Well, he IS an asshole, I'm listening."

Great OP!!!

[tymorial]

6. lol. I have to admit...

Though Christie is an asshole I have to say that I hate him less than most republicans.

[NoMoreRepugs]

3. spot on NightWatcher

"I guess I'll just wait to see who my preacher tells me to vote for. "

My guess is that most here don't know the incredible # of 'Mericans that statement applies to.

[mountain grammy]

4. The white male Republican is the minority.

So why do they keep winning? Ladies? Every single one of these candidates is anti choice and pro controlling women's lives. Women united for simple control of their own decisions should win every election. None of these idiots should get a vote from any female American citizen.

[Wounded Bear]

5. Hear! Hear!

Well said grammy. It amazes me how well these assholes do among women. It's like mass stockholm syndrome or something.

[maindawg]

7. Thats exactly what it is

Its the common practice of brain washing our children. Its crazy ,just like when we consider the practices of centuries past and how crazy it was to have slaves, or not have dentistry. Seems like people were crazy. They clung to their mythical beliefs because reality was so harsh. But its not anymore. We have dentists and we can cure almost anything. Not with magic either.
But we continue to lie to our children and frighten them with these old wives tales. People ,otherwise intelligent people live their very lives by these myths. When you think about it, its crazy. We demand these fairtales be adhered to by our President! Preposterous as that sounds it is absolutely true.
When you say it out loud, not only does it sound crazy, many people would be horrified by your admission that it is crazy. If the president went on TV and said , this stuff is crazy, he would be risking his very life.

So many people have been so thoroughly brainwashed that we have to keep killing and destroying all over the world in order to justify the killing and destroyingf we have been doing for centuries in the name of these crazy myths.

Crazy. I could go on and on. I know these people. They seem like they are in control of their faculties except when it comes to the practice of worshiping some crazy myth. There they go, unquestioning.

Thats why so any women will vote to deny themselves their own self respect. It is very sad.

[padfun]

8. White Male Republicans

Arent the minority. They are still the largest voting block out there.

In some states they are close to losing the majority label but not quite yet.

[mountain grammy]

12. If all eligible voters registered and voted

the white male voting block would be small. Women already outnumber men. Here's one of many analysis.

http://www.ropercenter.uconn.edu/polls/us-elections/how-groups-voted/how-groups-voted-2012/

[padfun]

14. It would still be the second largest group

behind white female. ALL groups would be small if everyone voted.

[malthaussen]

16. Nevertheless, 45% of women voted for Romney...

... and a whopping 53% of married women. Talk about voting against your own interests.

-- Mal

[Jamaal510]

17. They shouldn't get a vote

from any female/poor/minority/gay/non-Christian citizen, period.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

9. LoLoL!

[calimary]

10. That is freakin' HILARIOUS, NightWatcher!!!!!

But I could just as accurately say - "that'd be funny if it weren't true."

[moondust]

11. Information overload. Information overload.

Too many colors. Please reduce to black and white.

Information overload...

[Reter]

13. Cruz is a pos, but dumb he is not

n/t

[padfun]

15. It depends on how you define smart

He might be smart at legal issues, but he is no brain when it comes to Science.

[Jamaal510]

18. TC seems smart

when it comes to knowing how to scare his base.

[awoke_in_2003]

19. Paul doesn't have the backing

of right wing radio. I listen to Rusty Humphries on the way home (I like to be ready for the talking points my co workers will be regurgitating the next day). He is a Rush parrot. I heard him say that Paul was as big a nut job as his father. It bothered me to agree with a RW radio host

[Avalux]

20. Very well done!

[Lochloosa]

21. I guess I'll just wait to see who my preacher tells me to vote for.

Kind of says it all...

[HereSince1628]

22. Strange. GOP hopefuls, like armadillos, seem to be confused

about the difference between stage lights and head lights.

There oughta be a pool about who's gonna become the first pizza on the primary season's Farm to Market road?

[NightWatcher]

23. I just heard Hartmann read this on air. cool

Thanks Thom.