The 56 Best Things About Michelle Bachmann

[SoCalDem]

http://www.indecisionforever.com/blog/2012/04/06/the-56-best-things-about-michele-bachmann

a few:

1. She enjoys corn dogs.

2. She also enjoys "noodles, cheeses, chicken and bacon."

3. She's tough on Iran and knows our imaginary embassy in Tehran should be relocated to Krypton or Atlantis.

4. There was that one time she dressed up like Princess Leia at a debate. That was awesome.

5. She gets all her facts about HPV vaccinations from random women she meets, unless they happen to be scientists.

6. She was born 24 years after the Lindbergh baby kidnapping, so there's no way you're pinning that on her.

7. She never looks directly into a TV camera because she knows her eyes will turn the viewers at home into stone.

8. She totally understands why you didn't do your math homework.

9. She's pro-choice, in terms of lightbulbs.

10. She was the first Jewish Republican to run for president, and she's not even Jewish.

[Scuba]

1. 45. She's read the Bible cover-to-cover. Well, parts of it.

50. She submits to her husband, if not to rational thought.