"The longest blow-job a Jewish man has ever received"

[elias49]

This was Stewart on TV just now referring to a 10 minute standing ovation given to Netanyahu by the House as he ended his address.
Too funny!

[elleng]

1. OMG!

And he said, 'Thank you so much. You're wonderful!'

[bravenak]

2. Wut? Omg.nt

[Fumesucker]

3. That seems a little shrill and angry

After all it was a bipartisan blow-job.

[handmade34]

4. yup

[Cha]

5. OH that's what's you're talking.. okay then.. that makes perfect sense!

[SunSeeker]

6. Yup, and he didn't even pay them, they paid HIM!

At least the Koch brothers pay for their Congressional blowjobs.

[DavidDvorkin]

7. "Hand job" would have been cleverer.

[elias49]

10. Haha! Good!

[Baitball Blogger]

8. If there is a God, Neti will lose his reelection bid.

I wonder how much money will go into the GOP coffers for this stunt. Quid pro quo and all that.

[leftynyc]

18. It's pretty likely he

wont win the most seats initially but he does appear to be the only one who can build a coalition that gets to the 61 seats needed for a government in Israel. That's what happened last time also.

[Ken Burch]

20. No possible good could come from Netanyahu staying in power.

And he knows perfectly well Iran would not launch nukes at a country with 200 nuclear weapons.

They aren't insane.

[leftynyc]

22. Their religious freaks

are just as insane as our religious freaks. They all think a better world comes with death.

[yellowwoodII]

23. Money

Pro-Israel money going to Congress:
http://maplight.org/us-congress/interest/J5100/view/all

Top recipients: Interesting mix. Remember the next time you vote.
Top Senate Recipients Funded
Mark Kirk $687,569
Mitch McConnell $427,772
Robert Menendez $341,170
Cory A. Booker $333,549
Kirsten E. Gillibrand $294,637
Lindsey Graham $288,150
Gary Peters $276,057
Sherrod Brown $272,551
Harry Reid $267,708
Bill Nelson $262,500
Charles E. Schumer $258,999
Tim Kaine $256,020
Barbara Boxer $245,179
Benjamin L. Cardin $238,493
Ron Wyden $235,531
Claire McCaskill $212,671
Jeanne Shaheen $203,515
Richard J. Durbin $184,250


Top House Recipients Funded
Edward R. Royce $148,700
Eliot L. Engel $135,900
Steny H. Hoyer $116,750
Ileana Ros-Lehtinen $105,200
John A. Boehner $103,601
Theodore E. Deutch $103,230
Nita M. Lowey $97,796
Patrick Murphy $96,787
Tammy Duckworth $88,901
Robert J. Dold $78,520
Cheri Bustos $77,395
Carlos Curbelo $69,800
Bill Foster $68,050
Ami Bera $62,270
Ann M. Kuster $60,446
Peter J. Roskam $59,750
Janice D. Schakowsky $59,600
Paul Ryan $57,640
Brad Sherman $57,450

[Baitball Blogger]

24. Ask and you shall receive.

Good info.

[Cha]

9. We're gonna miss him!

[elias49]

11. Bibi or Jon?

[Cha]

12. I figured you'd know. :P

[elias49]

13. I did.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

14. Wait until the Republicans discover the Tea Party believes the US fights wars for the Jews.

[leftynyc]

19. He knows and he doesn't care

He considers them useful idiots because they'll still vote for the republicans.

[zappaman]

15. That's fucking funny.

Cuz it's true.
Gonna miss Stewart...

[safeinOhio]

16. I found that analogy......

a little hard to swallow.

[Ken Burch]

21. ...you spat it out, then?...

[leftynyc]

17. That's hilarious

Should have known Jon would find a way to make this funny.