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Not The Onion. Borowitz.
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/obama-signs-executive-order-closing-congress
The President said that the move would dramatically increase the efficiency of the federal government, noting how much he had accomplished since he stopped working with Congress in November.
Additionally, he said, the elimination of Congress would result in annual savings of more than five billion dollars, which Obama said would be refunded to American taxpayers.
Acknowledging that some sticklers would argue that the Constitution calls for three branches of government, the President said, All this order does is reduce that number by one.
NoJusticeNoPeace
(5,018 posts)In a just world, that would happen, would have happened the day after the party officially declared war on the american people which just so happened to be the same day Obama was elected
FLPanhandle
(7,107 posts)I suspect it'll be floating around on freerepublic soon as a fact.
jmowreader
(50,557 posts)AtomicKitten
(46,585 posts)K&R
Ykcutnek
(1,305 posts)Might as well make it official.
world wide wally
(21,742 posts)1) How can seemingly sane Americans (or Europeans for that matter) run off and join ISIS?
2) How can elected Democrats run off and vote with Republicans like on the Keystone Pipeline?
If you can answer both of those questions correctly, you should probably be more scared that I am.
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)world wide wally
(21,742 posts)The Senate (congress) just passed approval of the Keystone Pipeline eith the help of Democrats.
Borowitz said that Obama wanted to eliminate Congress by executive order... And a thought flashed into my head on "why" these Dems would go along with Republicans on this.
Are you beginning to understand or should I explain more?
rbrnmw
(7,160 posts)world wide wally
(21,742 posts)and my questions were tongue in cheek
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)2) I don't know. Jobs for their constituents maybe? I'm against it. Maybe look up some reasons for it.
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)unblock
(52,209 posts)stage left
(2,962 posts)They've been such busy little rodents since they took over the Senate. I liked them much better when they were doing nothing.
Brother Buzz
(36,423 posts)Doors open at 7:30 p.m., trouble begins at 8:00 p.m. - Mark Twain
treestar
(82,383 posts)KamaAina
(78,249 posts)lovemydog
(11,833 posts)KamaAina
(78,249 posts)aggiesal
(8,914 posts)Yuuuuup!
forest444
(5,902 posts)Response to KamaAina (Reply #14)
aggiesal This message was self-deleted by its author.
He is really an Islamic, Kenyan, Socialist, Dictator!
mountain grammy
(26,620 posts)maybe the year.
AngryAmish
(25,704 posts)Fuck those assholes.
philosslayer
(3,076 posts)immoderate
(20,885 posts)--imm
forest444
(5,902 posts)since Congress has done nothing but try to shut down the Executive Branch for the last 4 years.
kairos12
(12,860 posts)DesertDiamond
(1,616 posts)IdaBriggs
(10,559 posts)treestar
(82,383 posts)lordsummerisle
(4,651 posts)made my day...
NBachers
(17,108 posts)Cha
(297,196 posts)to good use!
cntrygrl
(356 posts)statements on falsehoods, I can't wait for her to read that and hear what she has to say. We all know she will believe this. LOL
iBoy2G
(8 posts)Till I seen it was satire I wish he really could close congress. Not like they're gonna do anything for the next two years anyway. Do we really need another 50 ObamaCare repeal bills? Poor Obama's gonna have a sore hand from all the vetoes!
TBF
(32,058 posts)Vinca
(50,269 posts)treestar
(82,383 posts)marble falls
(57,081 posts)Raine1967
(11,589 posts)This is really funny stuff!
Jim Lane
(11,175 posts)The Muslim socialist Kenyan impostor plans to install himself as President For Life, doncha know.
cascadiance
(19,537 posts)KamaAina
(78,249 posts)niyad
(113,298 posts)Paper Roses
(7,473 posts)lpbk2713
(42,757 posts)they would end up owing the Treasury money.
They aren't even worth what it costs to run the lights or the HVAC.
valerief
(53,235 posts)kentuck
(111,092 posts)Take him to court.
HappyMe
(20,277 posts)cut out the pork -- okay, there it is.