Caption needed for the sad faced Boehner man.

[yellowcanine]

It's just not fair!

[DJ13]

1. "The bar raised their prices, crap!"

[sadbear]

2. "Stop calling me Boner"

[Erose999]

3. I am the liquor!!

[yellowcanine]

5. I love that show!

[Tikki]

15. OH, So do I......

Mike Clattenburg is brilliant...



Tikki

[sinkingfeeling]

4. "That mean, old Obama is making us look bad again!"

[appleannie1]

6. Mommy took my lolllipop away

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

7. Somebody's been sleeping in my tanning bed, said Papa Boner.

[Happyhippychick]

8. Lol

[TheCowsCameHome]

9. "Watch this, everybody - I'm going to rattle a fart out in C#"

[gratuitous]

10. I never said we would create any dumb ol' jobs

Re-elect Republicans!

[longship]

11. "I ran out of orange face dye... wimper"

nt

[11 Bravo]

12. Damn it, who put a fucking lemon in my martini?

[LadyHawkAZ]

13. Boehner droops under pressure

I recommend Enzyte:

[aquart]

14. Got Milk?

Sorry, but I see a white line over his lip.

[bluestate10]

16. Bar closing time 9pm. What The Hell!!!! nt

[Hugabear]

17. "Cantor called me a bad name again"

n/t

[rustydog]

18. Thinking: "Beans and Rice?! What the fuck are you thinking Sean!"

[lonestarnot]

19. Who bought stock in handkies and kleenex? Raise yer hand!

Personally I hope he doesn't rob the sea of all it's sponges and buy out all the buckets on the planet. range: baby!

[FSogol]

20. Maybe he's sick. He's losing his Orange coloring and his nose is wet.

[Oilwellian]

21. John Boehner: Weeper of the House

I put together this video of various Boner crying spells over the years. The second half of the video still makes me laugh out loud.