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[spanone]

[thelordofhell]

1. "Hey, look at that 17 year old piece of ass!!"

[Confusious]

9. Isn't that a little old for him? nt

[Whisp]

2. my pants feel warm!

[freshwest]

11. And don't mind that smell, little girl! Come on, baby, I'm a rock star!

[liberalmuse]

3. Say No To Drugs...

Ted did, and he turned out just fine. He probably should've turned down the underage girls, though. And told "The Crazy" to hit the road when it started knocking at his door in the '90's.

[Cooley Hurd]

4. "Yeah Cenk? Well, I'm shitting myself RIGHT NOW!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_profilepage&v=lgUIx3zUesY

[Arugula Latte]

5. "I pissed myself to get out of the draft but now sometimes I just plain piss myself ... like now!"

[lamp_shade]

6. Reminds me of this guy >>

[johnnie]

7. Hey Ted....

....they may be upping the draft age. You may be qualified to join the war after all!

[WhoIsNumberNone]

8. You mean someone was listening when I said that?

[MichiganVote]

10. "Still crazy after all these years, Ohhh still crazy..after all these years"

[spanone]

12. 'honest, i got nuthin' up there, honest'

[Scuba]

13. "Lights are on, but no one's home."

[notadmblnd]

14. Nobody know this, but I'm as batshit crazy as Michele Bachmann. I'll give the old girl a run for her

money, I will.

[TheCowsCameHome]

15. "Uh-oh. Do farts have lumps?"

[Junkdrawer]

16. "Why anyone would use the words Gun and Nut in the same sentence....

is beyond me."

[WCGreen]

17. You mean some songs have four chords!!!!!!

[spanone]

18. if i was in a room with forty or fifty people and was asked to point to the possibly crazy one?

[SirRevolutionary]

19. I like turtles...

I like to shoot 'em, yeeeeehawwww!!

[Zorra]

20. "That's my cellmate?1!1?!"

[IADEMO2004]

21. Is that a Predator Drone I hear?

[graywarrior]

22. Weeeeeeee! I just went and fucked myself!

[malaise]

23. Batshit crazy

racist scumbag.

[Quixote1818]

24. Boy you sure got a purty mouth, now squeal like a pig! nt