Want to hear an Ebola joke?

[WilliamPitt]

P.S., this just in:

Kaci Hickox still doesn't have Ebola. Film at 11.

[bananas]

1. If you don't get a flu shot, you probably won't get the flu.

[randome]

18. But you'll be a carrier infecting others. So get the flu shot.

You may have meant that in a very witty way. If so, I apologize for thinking poorly of you.
[hr][font color="blue"][center]"The whole world is a circus if you know how to look at it."
Tony Randall, 7 Faces of Dr. Lao (1964)[/center][/font][hr]

[Hissyspit]

26. Wow, don't get it do you?

The flu, which I used to get quite often before I regularly got the shot, or the odds of getting the flu and giving it to someone else versus Ebola.

I, too, apologize if I'm missing your point.

[bananas]

2. wanna hear a joke about seat belts?

You probably won't die in a car accident even if you don't wear them.

[hobbit709]

3. Waiting for one of the humor challenged to have a cow.

[bananas]

6. wanna hear a joke about cows?

You probably won't get one!

[OnyxCollie]

16. Here's a cow joke.

Two cows walk into a bar.

The first cow says, "I'm really worried about this mad cow disease."

The second cow says, "I'm not. I'm a duck."

[Nye Bevan]

17. That's quite a-moo-sing (nt)

[Jackpine Radical]

20. Milking it for all it's worth, I see.

Udderly despicable, downright cheesy.

[Hissyspit]

28. I could cream you for those.

Your sense of humor should be put out to pasteur.

[Treant]

22. Yeah, nice to see you

milk that for all it's worth. Cheesy, if you ask me. Cheesy all the whey.

[bananas]

4. Your vote probably won't swing the election

Therefore don't bother voting?
Is that the message of your joke?

[WilliamPitt]

8. "Your vote probably won't seeing the election"

I recognize all the words in that sentence as being English, but I still don't understand. I can haz translation?

[snooper2]

10. there you go talking tween again, I thought we went through this already

[bananas]

11. auto correct changed it. nt

[JoePhilly]

5. Its just been announced that President Obama has ....

EARBOLA!!!!

[Leith]

19. That Photo Would Make a Good Pic for

a funny captions contest.

[Nye Bevan]

7. Ronald Reagan and his cabinet figured that they probably wouldn't get AIDS. (nt)

[Champion Jack]

9. OJ Simpson killed more Americans than Ebola

[ReRe]

12. Not too much going on...

... all DUers are out voting and/or transporting voters.

Newsflash: You're NOT going to contract ebola.

[Nye Bevan]

13. Climate change probably won't kill any of us posting here today (nt)

[WilliamPitt]

14. OK. Cool. Thanks.

[Duval]

15. Always like to see

you on DU! Come back to NC soon, and be sure to let us know when! And thanks for the Screaming Sheep! What a cool response!

[Hissyspit]

27. Yeah, that's not analogous to the point being made here at all.

[Jackpine Radical]

21. I don't get it.

[Fred Sanders]

23. I don't either...like a New Yorker thing?

[Jackpine Radical]

24. I was playing along with the joke.

Ebola--the play is on "you probly won't get it."

Get it?

[Autumn]

25. Well shit Will, I still haven't gotten it