BURNS PARK QUARANTINED AS AIR FORCE INVESTIGATES GIANT FIREBALL SEEN OVER LITTLE ROCK

[LiberalArkie]

http://www.rockcitytimes.com/burns-park-quarantined-air-force-investigates-giant-fireball-rock/


NORTH LITTLE ROCK – Air Force personnel have set a temporary quarantine area around portions of Burns Park this morning after a giant fireball was observed crashing into the area.

A number of local residents reported seeing the fireball around 6 p.m. Sunday night including some local meteorologist who were able to track the object on radar.


Several witnesses saw the object land in the vicinity of Burns Park prompting an investigation by personnel from nearby Little Rock Air Force Base.

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Both candidates for governor Mike Ross and Asa Hutchinson have released statements this morning saying they will fight to protect healthcare privileges in Arkansas to only earth-born residents of Arkansas. State Senator Jason Rapert additionally released a statement saying introduce legislation this spring to prevent abortions from pregnancies caused from probing.

In a related note a recent Rock City Times poll shows that 99.5% of potential voters say they would rather be anal probed than sit through another month of election commercials

[louis-t]

1. Giggety.

[whistler162]

2. What is the 1st most unreliable news source

[LiberalArkie]

4. In Arkansas, it would be the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette. A Walter Hussman production

Tucker Carlson had to leave the Democrat-Gazette because he was too liberal. At least that was the story.

[RKP5637]

3. Hey, I think that's my car!!!

[librechik]

5. I agree with Rock City. Bring on the probes. ( had my colonoscopy on Friday. )

so am all prepped.

Please save me from American Crossroads and the NRSC. Beam me up, Scotty!