A Successful "Negotiation" of Israel/Palestine Peace Treaty
By Bernard Weiner, The Crisis Papers (crisispapers.org)
I have been writing effectively the same essay about Israel/Palestine for the past dozen years or so. The wording hardly ever changes, because the two sides never change their essential stances. Locked into delusion and ideological dead-ends, each side thinks with just a bit more pressure, a bit more violence, the other side will holler "uncle" and simply disappear. Deadly magical thinking. And so the slaughter continues, ad infinitum. It's the dance of death.
Public opinion polls for years in both Israel and Palestine indicate broad support among both peoples for a peaceful settlement of the issues, but the political leaders seem locked into rigidity (moral rigor mortis). Here's one scenario for how that peace could be made:
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The Negotiation
A Short Play* by Bernard Weiner
(Two charismatic, silver-haired older men, their arms linked, enter a well-appointed room with a beautiful, round wooden table. On the table are some flowers, a fruit bowl, and two overlapping small flags: one representing Israel, and the other Palestine.
(THEY are bantering, like old professional friends.)
MOISHE
It was such a pleasure seeing Yasmeen and your kids again. You are one lucky
man to have found her, Heshim.
HESHIM
Luck had nothing to do with it. All I had to do was tell her I was friends
with the great Moishe and she was mine. Your status elevated me. I'm just
sorry your Miriam couldn't have been there as well.
MOISHE
How I wish. (starts to tear up; HESHIM rests his hand on MOISHE's shoulder)
(THEY reach the table, formally shake hands and seat themselves. Their
demeanor shifts as they move into their negotiating roles. Long pause.)
MOISHE
You know, my peoples’ lives would have been so much easier if your people
would have simply disappeared.
HESHIM
We had the same thought about your people: Why can't they simply vanish?
MOISHE
Just out of curiosity, where did you think we would "vanish" to?
HESHIM
We hoped that Europe, maybe out of a sense of guilt, would have invited you
Jews back, maybe create a homestate for you. (beat) Where did you think we'd
"disappear" to?
MOISHE
We hoped your fellow Arabs would have carved out a Palestinian state for you
inside their borders.
HESHIM
That’ll be the day. Not very realistic, were we? (THEY laugh)
MOISHE
The truth is that no country in Europe wants us Jews to arrive en masse on
their doorstep.
HESHIM
And nobody wants us Palestinians as a group to show up in any Arab country.
MOISHE
Finally, something in common: the brotherhood of political leprosy.
HESHIM
A good place to start from to fashion a peace settlement, yes?
MOISHE
That's why we're locked inside this room, Heshim. We're the deal-makers.
HESHIM
Too many generations have spilled their blood, too many children raised in
hate and suspicion--
MOISHE
Time to give something, get something. That’s why we were given the mandate:
end the slaughter on the battlefields, make the peace.
HESHIM
You know, Moishe, we were well aware that we could never beat you on that
battlefield. You had all the tanks, airplanes, helicopters, even nuclear
bombs. So we fought you with public relations, letting the world see the big
bully Israel beating up on defenseless Palestinians. It worked, too.
MOISHE
Uh, Heshim, it was a bit more than rock-throwing by children in the street.
You’re forgetting the hijacked airplanes and cruise ships, the massacre of
our athletes at the Olympics, suicide bombers in pizza parlors and wedding
receptions inside Israel, deadly rockets into our towns and villages.
HESHIM
What were we supposed to do? Live on our knees forever without taking
action? Let you occupy our lands, terrorize our people, and not respond? I
think the world understood our breaking point, understood the effect of
decades of humiliation and repression.
MOISHE
The world may indeed have understood your rage but your response was way too
extreme. You become reviled terrorists -- all those innocent civilians. You
lost the moral high ground.
HESHIM
And you think you stood on any moral high ground? You went to extremes
as well: You were brutal occupiers of Gaza and the West Bank, so
determined to shake your reputation of going to the gas chambers without
protest that, without realizing it or admitting it, you emulated your German oppressors.
MOISHE
Not the old Jews-as-Nazis cliché. We're just going around in circles again.
HESHIM
(long beat) The Americans may not be in the room physically, but I can hear them
speaking to us anyway.
MOISHE
What are they saying?
HESHIM
Stipulate.
MOISHE
You mean like in courtrooms?
HESHIM
Yes. Both sides agree to something obvious so they don't have to keep
arguing about it during the trial.
MOISHE
I think we should stipulate that both peoples have history on their side. We
have Biblical history for our claim to be here -- or at least we've chosen to believe that translation of the Torah -- and yes, many of your people got pushed out or felt they had to leave when we came in.
HESHIM
In other words, we each have right on our side, and we won't get bogged down
in who did what first to whom. We stipulate that both peoples are victims.
MOISHE
And, we must admit that we both besmirched our causes, committed war crimes, went a little crazy in our zeal. Lost our way.
HESHIM
Yes, it’s true. But at least for purposes of this negotiation, we will
stipulate that old history doesn’t count. We can't totally ignore it,
but it will rest at the side of the table. There, but silent. Agreed?
MOISHE
Agreed.
(Silence. MOISHE is eating a tangerine and suddenly starts choking on pulp
caught in his throat. HE eventually can’t breathe and is clearly in distress. HESHIM
comes up behind him and performs the Heimlich maneuver. The obstruction pops out of his mouth.)
MOISHE
(drinking some water) Thank you, Heshim. I couldn’t breathe. Thank you, my friend.
HESHIM
I would have done it anyway. But I also owed you a big one, for getting my teenage
son released from that Israeli prison.
MOISHE
I was happy to be able to help, Heshim. No problem. Our peoples are kind
of cousins, after all... (They are almost overcome by emotion. They raise
their water glasses in a silent toast.)
MOISHE
So. Let's get down to the stickier subjects. I've got an idea: You choose a
subject for our side to press on, and I'll do the same for you.
HESHIM
Interesting format. OK, here goes: Recognition of the State of Israel.
MOISHE
No starting off small; you went right to the heart of our most fervent wish.
HESHIM
And my solution to this matter is: We solve the other issues and recognition
of Israel's right to exist follows automatically.
MOISHE
That's kicking the can down the road, but OK for now. I'll choose for you:
Getting rid of the Jewish settlements in the West Bank, Gaza and East Jerusalem
so that the new state of Palestine will be viable.
HESHIM
That's the one.
MOISHE
And how do you suggest we resolve the issue?
HESHIM
You know that being an occupying power is a political and military pain in
the...touchas (indicating his butt; MOISHE pokes HESHIM playfully at his use of the word) not worth holding onto by force. The way out: Israel will withdraw from all
settlements on Palestinian land, back to its pre-1967 borders.
MOISHE
A few settlements overlap into Palestinian lands, and those boundaries might
have to be adjusted a bit. Otherwise, I think that if we gain security and recognition
and the rocket and suicide-bomb attacks are officially forbidden, we can
agree to that kind of pullback. It won't be easy; some of our fundamentalist
settlers are crazed -- like some of your hotheads -- and will resist being moved with force.
HESHIM
But you have precedent on your side. Your police and army moved your
wild-eyed, violent settlers out of their villages previously in Gaza and
elsewhere. You can do it again.
MOISHE
Yes, I believe so. But that raises a vital issue: How do we deal with those
who will oppose a peace settlement? In each of our societies, there are individuals and factions who do not want peace, who do not want compromise, who would rather
try to exterminate the other side.
HESHIM
We must stipulate again: Yes, there will be acts of violence by factions and
individuals against the other side. We must agree to proceed anyway, using
our criminal courts for those violent ones but basically playing down their
occasional suicide-bomb or rocket or assassination.
MOISHE
It's not going to happen easily, but (slaps the table) Agreed.
HESHIM
Jerusalem and “right of return” to their ancestral land.
MOISHE
We allow some Palestinians to return to their ancient homes, for symbolic
reasons, but we pay a handsome real-estate price to the rest of the claimants.
HESHIM
(as each man says the word “Agreed,” he slaps the table) Agreed. Jerusalem?
It becomes an international city, run by a United Nations commission, with
an advisory council composed of leaders from the three great religions in
the region.
MOISHE
Agreed.
HESHIM
Jobs.
MOISHE
Once there is peace, Palestinian workers can come and go.
HESHIM
Agreed. We’ll also be creating infrastructure jobs in our own country. We
could use Israeli help and support.
MOISHE
Can be arranged. Water?
HESHIM
Share the freshwater and build more nanotechnology desalinization plants
within both countries.
MOISHE
Done.
HESHIM
And done.
MOISHE
You know, each of these issues was settled in principle, piecemeal, over
many years -- at Camp David, Madrid, Oslo.
HESHIM
But here we are now, and with this treaty you and I are about to actually
launch them all into existence.
(Pause. THEY both look at each other, energized and exhausted, joyous and
frightened by the enormity of what lies ahead. They shake hands formally.)
MOISHE
Heshim?
HESHIM
Moishe.
(As friends, THEY ritually exchange the three kisses on the cheeks, then
realize that’s too formal and give each other genuine bear hugs.)
BOTH
Why couldn’t we have done this while you and I were still alive?
(THEY turn and face the audience. Slow fade to black. End of play.) #
*Staged Reading first presented by The Playwrights' Lab at 2010 Writers With Attitude Festival, Throckmorton Theatre, Milll Valley, CA. Copyright 2010 by the author.
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<i>This short play, and others, are available at Bernard Weiner's new creative-arts website (www.bernardweiner.org); permission needed to produce (contact: >> [email protected] <<. Weiner, a playwright, poet, photographer and Ph.D. in government and international relations, has taught at universities in California and Washington, and was the San Francisco Chronicle's theatre critic for 16 years.</i>
First posted at The Crisis Papers, August 1, 2014. www.crisispapers.org/essays14w/negotiation.htm
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