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frylock
(34,825 posts)Thinkingabout
(30,058 posts)I don't know how they sleep at night, like taking candy from a baby. shameful
onehandle
(51,122 posts)Send your credit card number and security code to [email protected].
Also a scan of your palm print, your Phrenological scan, and the number of folds in your scrotum.
giftedgirl77
(4,713 posts)It still doesn't beat the ppl who opened the website where they guaranteed to take & care of pets following the rapture.
dhill926
(16,380 posts)been saving a good bottle of wine for the return. Now I can uncork it the morning of the hallowed day, and let it breathe...
freebrew
(1,917 posts)Tuesday.
I'm selling tickets to heaven. A mere $100. Guaranteed. No church involved, no judgement.
Send me your money.
bluesbassman
(19,385 posts)Look busy!
riqster
(13,986 posts)22:18: "For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book.