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echochamberlain

(56 posts)
Sun Jul 27, 2014, 08:37 PM Jul 2014

If Hillary wins in 2016...

On the lighter side, some thoughts that have been occurring to me. If you can think of any more, add them.

If Hillary Clinton wins in 2016...

It will be the first time two presidents have had sex with each other.

It will be the first time a married couple will have both known the nuclear codes.

It will be the first time one president has scolded another president for leaving the toilet seat up.

It will be the first time a president has forgiven another president for cheating on them.

It will be the first time a president has carried another president's baby.

It will be the first time a married couple will be referred to as Mr. and Mrs. President.

It will be the first time a husband and wife have their own libraries.

It will be the first time a president has had to nudge another president to stop them snoring.

It will be the first time a family will go back to being the first family.

If Hillary Clinton wins in 2016, and Chelsea Clinton runs in the future, it will be the first time every member of a family has been president.

UPDATE: I have just been reminded that Grover Cleveland's family were the first family to go back to being the first family.

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If Hillary wins in 2016... (Original Post) echochamberlain Jul 2014 OP
Grover Cleveland's family was the first to be first family more than once. hrmjustin Jul 2014 #1
Yep liberal N proud Jul 2014 #2
See my post below on how a simple edit can make them right. eom MohRokTah Jul 2014 #5
"It will be the first time a family will go back to being the first family." WRONG!!!! MohRokTah Jul 2014 #3
Historic! JaneyVee Jul 2014 #4
"It will be the first time two presidents have had sex with each other." NOT TRUE. Warren DeMontague Jul 2014 #6
And I hear Buchanan was simply anybody's. echochamberlain Jul 2014 #7
But really, can you blame us? Warren DeMontague Jul 2014 #8
The one about snoring... Cirque du So-What Jul 2014 #9
Super funny! customerserviceguy Jul 2014 #10
It will be the first time a corporation (Goldbags-Sachs) was elected vice president. Hey, rhett o rick Jul 2014 #11
 

MohRokTah

(15,429 posts)
3. "It will be the first time a family will go back to being the first family." WRONG!!!!
Sun Jul 27, 2014, 08:50 PM
Jul 2014

Grover Cleveland's family stopped being First Family on March 4, 1889, then went back to being first family on March 4, 1893.

Edit it this way and you'll be right:

"It will be the first time a family will go back to being the first family with a different family member as president."

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)
6. "It will be the first time two presidents have had sex with each other." NOT TRUE.
Sun Jul 27, 2014, 08:56 PM
Jul 2014

Van Buren and Fillmore were known to enjoy the occasional tryst.

Cirque du So-What

(25,938 posts)
9. The one about snoring...
Sun Jul 27, 2014, 09:44 PM
Jul 2014

I believe it's well within the realm of possibility that Poppy Bush (as VP and future prez) elbowed Ronnie RayGun in the ribs for snoring in the middle of an intelligence briefing.

customerserviceguy

(25,183 posts)
10. Super funny!
Mon Jul 28, 2014, 12:06 AM
Jul 2014

And welcome to DU, if you keep posting cute stuff like that, it will be no time before you're a favorite here!

 

rhett o rick

(55,981 posts)
11. It will be the first time a corporation (Goldbags-Sachs) was elected vice president. Hey,
Mon Jul 28, 2014, 12:16 AM
Jul 2014

if they are people, they can run for office.

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