Fri Apr 6, 2012, 12:25 AM
MrScorpio (55,317 posts)
Time once again to caption the dumbassLast edited Fri Apr 6, 2012, 12:46 AM USA/ET - Edit history (1)
"A doofus, a dumbass and a bigot walked into a bar…"
"And the bartender said, 'Can I help you, Rick?'"
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24 replies, 1651 views
| Author | Time | Post | |
| MrScorpio | Apr 2012 | OP | |
| pinboy3niner | Apr 2012 | #1 | |
| colorado_ufo | Apr 2012 | #20 | |
| Blue Owl | Apr 2012 | #2 | |
| DearAbby | Apr 2012 | #3 | |
| Ruby the Liberal | Apr 2012 | #4 | |
| slampoet | Apr 2012 | #5 | |
| pacalo | Apr 2012 | #6 | |
| lonestarnot | Apr 2012 | #7 | |
| Whisp | Apr 2012 | #8 | |
| Rex | Apr 2012 | #9 | |
| Gregorian | Apr 2012 | #10 | |
| madokie | Apr 2012 | #11 | |
| unapatriciated | Apr 2012 | #12 | |
| GiveMeFreedom | Apr 2012 | #13 | |
| lunatica | Apr 2012 | #23 | |
| Jamaal510 | Apr 2012 | #14 | |
| pinboy3niner | Apr 2012 | #15 | |
| Permanut | Apr 2012 | #16 | |
| slampoet | Apr 2012 | #17 | |
| sakabatou | Apr 2012 | #18 | |
| Warren DeMontague | Apr 2012 | #19 | |
| Owlet | Apr 2012 | #21 | |
| lunatica | Apr 2012 | #22 | |
| Motown_Johnny | Apr 2012 | #24 |
Response to MrScorpio (Original post)
Fri Apr 6, 2012, 12:33 AM
pinboy3niner (27,548 posts)
1. Evokes the Smothers Brothers' 'Streets of Laredo'
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If you get an outfit
You can be a cowboy, too. |
Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #1)
Fri Apr 6, 2012, 03:21 AM
colorado_ufo (1,928 posts)
20. Love it!
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I listened to that album until it wore out - great, funny stuff (and God knows we need some comic relief).
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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)
Fri Apr 6, 2012, 12:51 AM
Blue Owl (8,512 posts)
2. Tip of the asshat, Wag of the finger...
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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)
Fri Apr 6, 2012, 12:53 AM
DearAbby (12,180 posts)
3. Why did my Campaign staff....
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allow this photo op? I look like "Woody" of "TOY STORY" without the Cowlick hairdo!
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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)
Fri Apr 6, 2012, 12:54 AM
Ruby the Liberal (23,509 posts)
4. Can't top the OP caption.
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That was great.
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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)
Fri Apr 6, 2012, 12:56 AM
slampoet (5,032 posts)
5. "Campaign Trail !! I wish I could Quit You!!"
Response to MrScorpio (Original post)
Fri Apr 6, 2012, 12:58 AM
pacalo (20,671 posts)
6. "I'm not a *real* cowboy...but I'm one heck of a STUD!"
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(from "Midnight Cowboy")
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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)
Fri Apr 6, 2012, 01:00 AM
lonestarnot (71,135 posts)
7. What he's wearing bushitler's hat now. I don't think he would know the ass from the head of a horse
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so must be about pretending he could make some kind of a President because a hat and a codpiece worked for some other fuckwit.
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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)
Fri Apr 6, 2012, 01:03 AM
Whisp (17,192 posts)
8. big hat, all prattle.
Response to MrScorpio (Original post)
Fri Apr 6, 2012, 01:04 AM
Rex (34,650 posts)
9. A ten gallon hat and a pea brain.
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Which one is bigger Rick? Don't forget to unzip Mitt when you are done.
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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)
Fri Apr 6, 2012, 01:07 AM
Gregorian (19,613 posts)
10. I've got a ticket to ride- the short bus.
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Except that it already left.
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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)
Fri Apr 6, 2012, 01:08 AM
madokie (36,625 posts)
11. Check out the wiki page on richard the dick rick santorum
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I'll guarantee you will fall over laughing so hard. OOPs
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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)
Fri Apr 6, 2012, 01:54 AM
unapatriciated (4,863 posts)
12. "When do I get to ride the bull."
Response to unapatriciated (Reply #12)
Fri Apr 6, 2012, 02:03 AM
GiveMeFreedom (925 posts)
13. Turn that around
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"When does the bull get to ride me?"
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Response to unapatriciated (Reply #12)
Fri Apr 6, 2012, 06:59 AM
lunatica (28,852 posts)
23. Man on bull
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It's just always about sex with him. LOL!
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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)
Fri Apr 6, 2012, 02:12 AM
Jamaal510 (3,172 posts)
14. "Does this hat make me look like Woody from Toy Story?"
Response to Jamaal510 (Reply #14)
Fri Apr 6, 2012, 02:23 AM
pinboy3niner (27,548 posts)
15. No, more like...
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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)
Fri Apr 6, 2012, 02:41 AM
Permanut (1,283 posts)
16. K&R for the great pic, and
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for the Smothers Brothers reference; one of the great comedy records.
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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)
Fri Apr 6, 2012, 02:43 AM
slampoet (5,032 posts)
17. "Near black person, must make myself look even whiter!!!"
Response to MrScorpio (Original post)
Fri Apr 6, 2012, 03:05 AM
sakabatou (29,083 posts)
18. The steson tried eating Rick's brain but couldn't find a thing
Response to MrScorpio (Original post)
Fri Apr 6, 2012, 03:15 AM
Warren DeMontague (46,347 posts)
19. Ever heard the expression "go shit in your hat"?
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...too late.
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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)
Fri Apr 6, 2012, 06:42 AM
Owlet (1,248 posts)
21. Sometimes funny headgear works
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Presidential Candidate Calvin Coolidge in a Sioux headdress.
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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)
Fri Apr 6, 2012, 06:55 AM
lunatica (28,852 posts)
22. FAIL
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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)
Fri Apr 6, 2012, 07:38 AM
Motown_Johnny (15,462 posts)




