Christie's "Crew" Needs Nicknames

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

Every good organized crime enterprise gives its operatives nicknames. Now that the subpoenas are going out, it's high time to giver the players in Christie's administration their working titles. Mike "The Mouthpiece" Drewniak is a good place to start. Here's some inspiration from Goodfellas to come up with some more.

[valerief]

1. I think Weasel suits Wildstein. nt

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

2. That's Excellent!

Dave "The Weasel" Wildstein. That's got a real ring to it!

[JoePhilly]

3. The Cone Heads.

[Segami]

4. The 'GOPranos' Crime Family....

[napkinz]

21. more ...

[Segami]

35. Man , its scary how close the resemblance.

[napkinz]

36. the difference ...

[longship]

5. Bridget "Traffic Jam" Kelley. nt

[DebJ]

12. That's Bridge Kelly. n/t

[napkinz]

37. surly, you can't be serious

"And don't call me surly."

[longship]

42. Surely, she's surly.

[napkinz]

45. :)

[Beach Rat]

6. Bill "Billy Baloney" Baroni

Got his nickname because you can't believe a thing he says.

[Scuba]

7. Chris "Mr. Pink" Christie

[Beach Rat]

8. I liked Mr. Pink!

Wasn't he the only one who survived? He seems more like Joe Cabot to me. Or would that actually be David Samson?

[Scuba]

9. Buscemi is one of my all-time favorite actors.

[Beach Rat]

11. Mine too

I don't think I've ever seen a movie that he was in that I didn't like.

[PCIntern]

10. In my house we name them thus..

"You know, the asshole with glasses."
"You know, the asshole who's tall."
"You know, the lady asshole."

like that...

[madaboutharry]

26. lol!

[Laxman]

13. Matt "Matty The Mower" Mowers

I see the Matty the Mower Mowers was subpenaed by the committee!

http://www.aol.com/article/2014/01/17/david-wildstein-player-in-nj-bridge-scandal-will-talk-for-immu/20810194/?icid=maing-grid7|main5|dl1|sec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D431534

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

14. David "E-ZPass" Wildstein

since he wants immunity.

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

15. Oooh Thats Good!

Dave E-Z Pass Wildstein appeared before the committee today and invoked the 5th Amendment privilege 37 times...sounds good.

[Beach Rat]

16. Bridget "Bridgegate" Kelly

[rocktivity]

25. Did you make a typo?

Bridget "BRIDGETGATE" Kelley!


rocktivity

[Laxman]

17. Will They Be Doing A Chart....

like you see in all of the mob movies?

Is that Bill "Billy Baloney" Baroni in the top left corner?

[Beach Rat]

18. No.

Billy Baloney is right behind the State Trooper's head! I like the idea of the Photo Organization chart. Maybe someone could put one together for us.

[KamaAina]

19. "Wild Thing" Wildstein

[napkinz]

20. nickname for Christie: "Coneman The Barbarian"

Christie has found his inner Ah-nold:

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

22. Subpeonas for the crew are out

I'm counting 11 of the 17 named here in the article.

A total of 17 people and three organizations must produce records to Assembly's investigative committee. They include Regina Egea, Christie's incoming chief of staff; Christie's communications Director Maria Comella; Port Authority Executive Director Patrick Foye; Deputy Director Bill Baroni; and GOP Party fundraiser Nicole Davidman Drewniak, who is married to Christie spokesman Michael Drewniak, according to the sources who requested anonymity because they were not permitted to release the information publicly.

On Thursday night, The Star-Ledger reported subpoenas were sent to Kevin O’Dowd, Christie’s pick to serve as the state’s new Attorney General; Bridget Anne Kelly, the former deputy chief of staff for the governor who has been one of the key names in the investigation; Bill Stepien, Christie’s former campaign manager; Charles McKenna, the governor’s former chief counsel; Michael Drewniak, Christie’s spokesman.

A GOP Party leader confirmed Matt Mowers, a former aide to the governor, had also been served, and predicted he would be exonerated

.

So we've got Mike The Mouthpiece, Billy Baloney, Charles "Big Mac" McKenna....

[Beach Rat]

23. Nicole "the ATM" Davidman

Need some money-go tap Nicole.

Regina "See No Evil" Egea. Bridgegate Kelly's boss. Never saw anything wrong going on.

[rocktivity]

24. I'm a Jersey girl, and Christie never had me fooled

Nicknamed him "Governor Soprano" years ago.

He's a Rove-and-Cheney salad with Don Corleone dressing.


rocktivity

[VanillaRhapsody]

27. How about we put their names through the Sopranos Mafia name generator

http://www.jolietweather.com/sopranos/


Oddly and most humorously...mine name is "Fancy Pants"!

so from now on...you can address me as Vanilla "Fancy Pants" Rhapsody...

excuse me now I will put on my "Liberal Fancy Pants" with pride!

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

28. Great Idea Fancy Pants!

Now I just need you to take care of that thing for me. You know, that thing?

[VanillaRhapsody]

30. Oh THAAAT thing!

Roger...gotcha!

On it!

[Beach Rat]

31. I got Kevin "The Mint" O'Dowd and

Mike "the Bastard" Drewniak. Who thought of that site?

[malaise]

29. I already have one nickname for the entire goon squad

'nasty,vindictive, Re[bTHUG scumbags.

I think we need an official song and I like

Born to Run (Christie version)

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

32. What if the scam was code named lovers lane ?

Wouldn't they all be bed fellows ?

[SummerSnow]

33. Chris "Canoli" Christie

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

34. That's the BIG Canoli to you!

And don't you forget it!

[SummerSnow]

48. rofl

[madinmaryland]

38. FUCKWADS. DUMBASSES. nt

[Fozzledick]

39. I still think Chris Christie reminds me of Tony Soprano's henchman "Big Pussy".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Pussy_Bonpensiero

Yeah, I know it's a cheap shot, but that fits him.

[Drew Richards]

40. Mystery inc...

[kentuck]

41. The Bada-Bings!

[Laxman]

43. I Don't Think.....

Mr. Wolf could clean this mess up.

[Smarmie Doofus]

44. "Jimmy Two-Times." I have friend who does that. Drives me nutz. n/t

[Beach Rat]

46. Christie-I've been giving this a lot of thought...

from now on your Jersey mob name is........Flounder!

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

47. Flounder-Ha!

The resemblence is uncanny!

[Laxman]

49. Fat, mean and corrupt....

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