Obama is the ant-Christ!

[Nanjing to Seoul]

[last1standing]

1. Lord and Savior for all the Ants. Makes ACA seem small in comparison, doesn't it?

n/t

[Liberal Veteran]

2. Some day ants will be building little temples out of dirt and fist-bumping.

...to honor their messiah.

[freshwest]

6. DUzy!

[Lint Head]

3. I knew it! I knew it! It has to be true because it's written in white grease pencil on the back of a

Ford Explorer. That's in the Bible. "And it came about that unto the people that the word would be spoken in grease pencil."

[freshwest]

7. 40 years in the desert, they were definitely out there Exploring. (lame, but anyway) n/t

[Brigid]

18. And if you look at that little excursion closely,

That was actually supposed to be just an 11-day trip. You're not too bright if it takes you 40 years to make an 11-day trip!

[bluestate10]

14. The writing is no joke. First they dehumanize a person, then they try more lethal activities.

The Secret Service does a wonderful job of protecting our President from assholes like the person that wrote that sign on the SUV window.

[1000words]

4. What are the odds that person is ant-abortion?

[COLGATE4]

5. I for one welcome

our new Ant overlords...

[freshwest]

8. I'm not sure I do. Are they fire ants? n/t

[Liberal Veteran]

9. Fire ants probably have an anti-antchrist.

Given that they are servants of satan.

The thing I hate most about fire ants is their tendency to wait until half the colony is on your body and then they decide to bite in unison.

Demon spawn.

[freshwest]

11. Can't trust the little devils!

[G_j]

12. or crazy ants?

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/08/magazine/crazy-ants.html?_r=0

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He can’t fathom what the ants want — why they’ve come. They are frightening because they make no sense, because of the utter disarray of their existence. “They run around the floors like they’re on crack, and then they die,” he said. “They’re freakin’ crazy, man.”

The ants are called crazy ants. That’s their actual name. Many people call them Rasberry crazy ants, and some people call them Tawny crazy ants and refuse to call them Rasberry crazy ants. The enmity between these people, I found, can be extraordinary.

Entomologists report that the crazy ants, like other ants, seem drawn to electronic devices — car stereos, circuit boxes, machinery. But with crazy ants, so many will stream inside a device that they form a single, squirming mass that completes a circuit and shorts it.

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[frylock]

15. hail ants

[Marie Marie]

10. Oh these poor dear souls.

They try so hard to make their ignorance known and wouldn't you know it? THEY MAKE THEIR IGNORANCE KNOWN! Priceless!

[bluestate10]

13. Why do people protect an asshole like that by blanking the license plate? Show the plate numbers

and let the shit eater face the wrath that he or she deserves.

[frylock]

16. forget the FEMA camps, obama's black anters will have us all toiling away..

in their underground sugar caves.

[Kablooie]

17. That's a very nice sentiment.