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LOL polly7 Dec 2013 #1
4. Car mechanics tell you the truth. Zorra Dec 2013 #2
"I can probably (unfortunately) fix cars better than you." quinnox Dec 2013 #10
Shopping, no matter groceries, or clothes, maybe both...30 mins tops. Katashi_itto Dec 2013 #3
Yup! quinnox Dec 2013 #11
:) Katashi_itto Dec 2013 #13
all your orgasms are real Skittles Dec 2013 #4
this is the only one that is funny JI7 Dec 2013 #20
Thread win right there Skittles... NYC_SKP Dec 2013 #26
This message was self-deleted by its author BainsBane Dec 2013 #34
but you obviously felt the need to throw in a diss. good job seabeyond Dec 2013 #5
Wow. Katashi_itto Dec 2013 #6
ya. exactly seabeyond Dec 2013 #7
See post #48 Katashi_itto Dec 2013 #9
More stereotyping garbage oberliner Dec 2013 #8
3. You can never be pregnant. Scurrilous Dec 2013 #12
Don't tell me to develop a sense of humor! Rex Dec 2013 #14
Yup, a sense of humor is a wonderful thing quinnox Dec 2013 #18
It's the only thing that has kept me alive for 42 years. Rex Dec 2013 #23
Indeed. Being able to laugh, not just at other things, but at yourself, I think is connected to quinnox Dec 2013 #27
I think I saw that critter on "Ancient Aliens" last week! Brigid Dec 2013 #35
It's incredibly immature to keep posting things like this just to piss people off. PeaceNikki Dec 2013 #15
Hoo boy, you're in for it now! :-D [nt] Jester Messiah Dec 2013 #16
So does this mean gollygee Dec 2013 #17
lol! quinnox Dec 2013 #19
i'm offended because it's so lame JI7 Dec 2013 #21
"perpetually outraged brigade" LOL!!! flvegan Dec 2013 #22
I'm standing by for jury duty Mr.Bill Dec 2013 #25
*snicker* flvegan Dec 2013 #30
Oh, you mean those guys who get outraged at stuff like this? BainsBane Dec 2013 #31
"perpetually outraged brigade" - I can't claim that phrase quinnox Dec 2013 #32
Whatever. For the record, I stare at your chest when I talk to you. LeftyMom Dec 2013 #33
All that is the chromosomes, huh? BainsBane Dec 2013 #24
As A Lifelong Liberal... I'd Just Like To Say... WillyT Dec 2013 #28
standing up to pee. nuff said KG Dec 2013 #29

polly7

(20,582 posts)
1. LOL
Mon Dec 30, 2013, 08:56 PM
Dec 2013

I do know some men who fit pretty much most of that list to a T, my dear departed Dad, and my brothers among them.

Funny!

Zorra

(27,670 posts)
2. 4. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
Mon Dec 30, 2013, 08:58 PM
Dec 2013

I learned how to fix many things on a car because of this, and I detest working on cars with a passion. It's gross. Being female and LGBT is a double whammy for me, as you can probably imagine.

The kid who used to change my oil for $10 labor was killed in a car wreck on Halloween. So I had my oil changed at one of those chain oil places, and now my exhaust system is loose. Did they jack me? I don't know. Maybe. Point is, I can't trust anybody but good back yard mechanics, and I need a new one.

I'm not outraged, a lot of those things are spot on and funny, except that I can probably (unfortunately) fix cars better than you.



 

quinnox

(20,600 posts)
10. "I can probably (unfortunately) fix cars better than you."
Mon Dec 30, 2013, 09:03 PM
Dec 2013

No probably about it, lol. I don't know a thing about mechanical stuff.

Response to Skittles (Reply #4)

 

quinnox

(20,600 posts)
18. Yup, a sense of humor is a wonderful thing
Mon Dec 30, 2013, 09:09 PM
Dec 2013

It's a shame that some apparently never develop one!

Laughter is the best medicine, as the saying goes.

 

Rex

(65,616 posts)
23. It's the only thing that has kept me alive for 42 years.
Mon Dec 30, 2013, 09:11 PM
Dec 2013

I just cannot take all things seriously anymore. If I did I would implode. Got to pick your battles.

 

quinnox

(20,600 posts)
27. Indeed. Being able to laugh, not just at other things, but at yourself, I think is connected to
Mon Dec 30, 2013, 09:13 PM
Dec 2013

better human health in the long run, no joke.

flvegan

(64,426 posts)
22. "perpetually outraged brigade" LOL!!!
Mon Dec 30, 2013, 09:10 PM
Dec 2013

I laugh because it's so true.

"Elements of humor, beware" <------ Killing me.

They WILL be along, sooner rather than later.

flvegan

(64,426 posts)
30. *snicker*
Mon Dec 30, 2013, 09:15 PM
Dec 2013

You know, if Skinner, et al sold ad space on Alerts as click thru's they'd be billionaires by now.

BainsBane

(53,137 posts)
31. Oh, you mean those guys who get outraged at stuff like this?
Mon Dec 30, 2013, 09:16 PM
Dec 2013


Or rape awareness PSAs? They are a pain. I agree.
 

quinnox

(20,600 posts)
32. "perpetually outraged brigade" - I can't claim that phrase
Mon Dec 30, 2013, 09:16 PM
Dec 2013

but you are right, it IS funny! I have seen that phrase said by others a long time ago at DU.

BainsBane

(53,137 posts)
24. All that is the chromosomes, huh?
Mon Dec 30, 2013, 09:13 PM
Dec 2013

And here I thought men were unique individuals with different strengths, weaknesses, and interests. DU is always a learning experience.

 

WillyT

(72,631 posts)
28. As A Lifelong Liberal... I'd Just Like To Say...
Mon Dec 30, 2013, 09:14 PM
Dec 2013

At various protests, meet-ups, union meetings, et. al....

You will ALWAYS run into the humor-impaired Liberal.

Met them EVERY TIME we were trying to change things for the better.

It seems like a... "As long is there is one starving child on the planet, I will not smile or laugh." sort of mentality.

Besides being ultimately frustrating, and unhealthy... IT DOES NOT HELP "THE CAUSE".

They may feel quite above the rest of the rabble, but they sure ain't OF the rabble, which makes me wonder just how their way of thinking, helps ANYONE... especially the rabble.

I think they tend to use social movements to pad the personal resumes of themselves.




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