OK Guys, in order to get a vasectomy or obtain Erectile Dysfunction Drugs

[maxrandb]

You're going to need to get counseling from a sexual dysfunction expert. In addition, since a vasectomy "kills" potential life, a doctor will have to shove a probe up your penis and extract some semen and show it to you under a microscope so that you can see the little "bundles of joy" happily swimming and playing with each other. They'll have to explain to you that those sperm will become lifeless little worms after the procedure.

Oh, and if the doctor can't get any sperm using the first option, they'll have to shove a probe up your ass, tickle your prostrate and "milk" some semen out of you.

Hey, the "small" government just wants to make sure that you "have all the info that you need" for this procedure.

[yesphan]

1. Ohhhh,

I can't wait !

[me b zola]

2. As a member of The Church of Upity Women Unite

...It is a complete abomination for men to engage in sexual activity that is not intended to produce a child, and it is religious discrimination for the government NOT to intervene and remove the availability of the little blue pill from men.

[RKP5637]

5. And let no sperm go wasted. Mail your sperm to little Ricky. He loves it ... n/t

[RKP5637]

3. Yep, welcome to republician land, with no government in your life. Yep, this is the

dystopia they love/want. What a bunch of freaks and perverts with what they love.

[Why Syzygy]

4. And the film!

Don't forget the film where the little buggers call you Daddy!

[RKP5637]

6. GOP = Grand Old Perverts!

[niyad]

7. or grotesque oily perverts?

[RKP5637]

9. Yep!!! That one too!!! n/t

[saras]

8. No. Do it with heart disease.

Heart disease is voluntary. You have to work at it for years to get it. Why should I pay for your not taking care of yourself for decades?

And you can't have the heart disease medicine until you pass a class in being submissive to women - after all, why waste the medicine on people who are going to give themselves heart attacks anyways?

And yes, I know about the people with "real" heart disease. They are as important in this case as the women with "real" health problems are to the Republicans.


See, the left really ISN'T as crazy as the right, and even when we TRY, it STILL comes out more sensible.