The Pounding In The Palms! Idiocy begins.

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Romey can't just say hi....

None of them can't just say hello...

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1. Santorium up...repeal healthcare...that will fix em!

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13. Mr. Frothy just farts out a wad and smushes it into your hand. Good shit Maynard.

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2. Still no mention of the gays from Santorium.

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3. Romey up...babbling, kinda answers, now he's he big business man. he balance budgets. Gov employees

BAD!

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4. Santorium sorry for bad voting now...but he's better. No taxes raised.

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5. Romey going after Santorium. Gets hugh audience response.

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6. Gingrich always looks/sounds like he's constipated!

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7. Newster up. The question was not...WTF? That tie. Idiot.

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8. Get off my lawn (GOML) says Santorium a fake...

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9. GOML...yes we know....we know....ZZZZZZZZZZZ

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10. Santorium responds. No mention of gays.

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11. GOML nails Santorium. Everyone hates congress, so you suck too.

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14. Paul always gets off the best quips.

Grumpy old gramps has good points sometimes.

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12. Romey...he severe, er...strict. He wants to spank the nation! Bad nation!

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15. Newtster up...doing his statesman pause. Maybe he has gas.

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16. Santorium. No mention of gays yet. Stay tuned and have your shot glass ready.

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17. Romey thinks earmarks suck...except the ones he wants. He goes after Santoriums bridge to insanity.

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18. Bring out the clowns. n/t

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19. Newt is staying out of this one, but is doing his elder statesman gig.

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20. Newt's tales of "When I Was Speaker"...throws lifeline to Romey. Kissing will be later.

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21. Car industry saving question for the gang. This should be good.

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22. Santorium threading the needle. He's vapor locking like a VW.

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23. Romey finds car haters in auditorium with nonsensical moronic views. But Wall Street? Send that cash

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24. The people in the booth must be snow blind from all the white in that joint.

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25. I cannot bear watching so will just go with your comments

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26. Newty waddles in, no cash for anyone! He likes the bankruptcy,

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27. GOML uses criminal analogy. He's a contract guy. So...this freak was a doctor?

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28. Apparently we in AZ have been discussing faith all day long. Why just yesterday at my Roman God

worship service, my buddy was praying to Hercules, and he asked about...

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29. I can't tell who's winning.

Romney is getting lots of cheers but from my position Santorum is answering questions better (though of course horribly too)

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30. The government saved the auto industry

So sweet watching them squirm, but would be nice if the mod had asked whether all those jobs would still exist under a 'managed bankruptcy'.

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31. New question from the internets. BIRTH CONTROL! ALL HANDS ON DECK!

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32. Newty gets nasty!

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33. The most sustained attack on religion

since all those 18th century insurrectionists set up a secular republic.

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40. I guess he forgot about the mormon church's pologamy issue with the us government.

(not that I'm a supporter of plural marriage)

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34. Newty will get envelopes from all fellow clowns for deflecting question to all out attack on Obama.

You pals will show appreciation in many ways.

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39. Great catch, Kitten! n/t

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35. Well John, you may have noticed in your pretty skull that no one answered that birth control

question. Good follow up imbecile.

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36. GOML answers but seeminly will not give a clear answer. What you really want in a doc...

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37. Romey will not answer the question. It's about FAMILY!

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38. We are getting close to gayland...look for an outburst from Santorium.

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41. Newty. Oh dear, this will end in tears. He sets Romey story as false on Catholic adoption waiver.

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42. GOML blabbering. We need a fiber cereal crawler under him.

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43. Santorium admits to bad dark things. Romey will be "strict".

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44. geez louise, no birth control, because children are raising children.

And with no abortions, no birth control, they think there will be fewer children raising children???

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45. Romey watches YouTube! He's cooooool!

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46. Romey argues with his VP choice...or is it the other way around?

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47. wow im almost certain that Romney stacked this audience.

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55. If only CNN had a "cheer-o-meter" we could tell for sure

but it has been apparent since the start that Mitt gets the big cheers and the most boos are for Santorum.

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48. Romey and Santorium need to get a room. They need to work this out. May I suggest Tempe?

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49. Kee-rist that Santorworm such can blab!

WTF did he say? Total diarrhea of the soup coolers!

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50. I don't know who's winning

because I don't know what the rules are.

As far as I can make out, it's a parlour game where the aim is to make everything the government's fault. Which is a strange objective for a bunch of people vying to run the fucking government.

Through the looking glass indeed.

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51. Waiting for Romey and Santorium to light up a heater.

[NAO]

52. did the republicans stroke each other like this in all the debates?

this is the first one I've watched, and it seems like they are going out of their way to agree with each other and make their points on each others prior actions.

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53. We just saw the longest exhibit of republican foreplay.

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54. John! You party pooper!

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56. We are gettin' the riled up now gang!

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57. GOML...welfare state. You seem to be getting good benefits from....us!

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58. Newt is nailing this "sane" person in the room, which of course is not saying much.

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59. Santorium gets illegal maid question. Still no gay eruption.

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60. Newt. Right back to Obama. Answer the question you fashion freak.

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61. One word to describe them...your guesses...

Patriotic

Leader

Moron

Servile

Super-Patriotic

Classy

Visionary....they would not dare.

Stump

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66. strategery n/t

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62. Newt! Out of the box. Good play.

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63. Romey setting up Santorium on women in military.

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64. Paul is consistent

in insisting on his consistency.

But moving government control from Washington to the States isn't really consistency.

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65. Gingrich's one-word self-description should have been: "horny."

Cheerful, he says? CHEERFUL?

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67. Nobody gets called on their shit

If someone says 'Obama is the most dangerous president in modern history', you want that extraordinary claim backed up, not just asserted with no comeback.

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68. Santorum get off easy with women in military question.

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69. Iran war question. Why Newty will be all in for that!

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70. By the way, have any of the clowns served in the military? Beuller?

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71. Romey likes war dances too!

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72. Santorium agrees with war dancer Romey. Let's go to war kids!

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73. Santorium says theocratic regime...how odd.

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74. GOML buzzkills the testosterone in the room. No war for him.

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75. Internets...Get jiggy with Syria? Santorium says go get em!

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76. Santorium scaring everybody with Nostrodomus warnings from beyond.

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77. Newty going all the way with sane statesman gig. Audience not digging it.

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78. Audience darling speaking. Wild applause!

[Ebadlun]

81. Newt's elder statesman spiel is tired

He was
there in the 90s, like the Monkees were there in the 60s - it doesn't mean they both weren't shit.

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79. Scottsdale representing! Very relieved Santorium not going after homeowners with illegal maid issue

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80. Santorium and home schooling. He's getting the audience love.

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82. I have no idea why Newt wears a tie like that. It is not fascist enough.

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83. GOML really should just say get rid of everything and call it a day.

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84. The final question! Do you have a pet? Have you always sucked souls out of other humans?

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85. GOML..that you party like a madman?

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86. Newty...that you have a jaw like a snake, when in reality you spew gook over your food.

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87. Romey... you really are not Wink Martindale

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88. Santorium...that you are sane.

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89. And they go off into the Arizona sunset, to leave Mesa for a Scottsdale resort.