This Saturday night, I am having a dinner party in your honor.

[Sheldon Cooper]

Aside from the two of us, there will be four other people at the table. As you are the guest of honor, you will decide who they will be. I'm pretty connected, and I can get any four people currently alive on this earth to show up at my house. I can't work miracles though, so no dead people.

Now, tell me, whose names should I put on the seating chart?

[MineralMan]

1. Sorry, but due to a previous engagement, I'm afraid I must

regretfully decline your kind invitation.

[Ohio Joe]

2. hmmm...

Jon Stewart... Janeane Garofalo... Neil deGrasse Tyson... And Bill Nye.

[The Straight Story]

3. I seriously doubt you would have one in my honor

[HappyMe]

4. Jon Stewart, Kathy Griffin,

Whoopi Goldberg and George Takei.

I love spaghetti with marinara.

[snooper2]

5. Justin Bieber, Bizzy Bone, Anita Sarkeesian and T.J Kirk

Have plenty of wine and some cheap beer

[sinkingfeeling]

6. I would like President Obama, John Boehner, Richard Dawkins, and

Stephen Hawking to be present.

[frazzled]

7. Well, here goes

Jasper Johns, Riccardo Muti, Rem Koolhaas, Meryl Streep

With me, that would make 2 boys and 2 girls. A range of people picked at random because I think they'd be interesting and perhaps fun to talk to (a painter, a conductor, an architect, an actor).

Can we have lobster?

[LWolf]

8. Thinking...

Okay:

1. Jeff Merkley
2. Medea Benjamin
3. Jerry Brown
4. Maya Wiley

[Historic NY]

9. Whats for dinner?

[johnp3907]

10. Henrry Rollins and Ted Nugent.

Plus 2 guys to load the Nuge-corpse into the hearse.