3D printed pitbull uses AR15 to prop open door for female bicyclist fleeing drone attack.

[Lizzie Poppet]

Did I miss anything...?

[JoePhilly]

1. Yes, the IRS audit of the drone operator.

[Buzz Clik]

3. BENGHAZI! BENGHAZI! BENGHAZI! BENGHAZI! BENGHAZI! BENGHAZI! BENGHAZI! BENGHAZI! BENGHAZI!

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[randome]

6. What?

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[Buzz Clik]

9. Are you suppressing my freedom of the press? Call the AP! I'm blowing the whistle.

[krispos42]

66. And now you've got the FBI and DHS involved...

I'm going to the Times Square Olive Garden to relax.

[Schema Thing]

35. Benghazi

[Brickbat]

2. He propped open the door *of the tornado shelter*.

[Buzz Clik]

5. +10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000!!!!!!!!11111111111ONEONEONE

[randome]

4. If a nude Femen protest wasn't somehow involved, then it's not worth our time.

Unless Julian Assange has the emails.

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[Buzz Clik]

12. Julian Assange is an innocent victim of the rape culture.

[sarisataka]

7. I need to know

what religious beliefs (if any) the pit bull has

[Eleanors38]

36. EatingaLot, Orthodox.

[Ikonoklast]

8. Humor lessons.

But don't feel bad, many gunners along with other types of didactics lack a sense of humor anyway.

[Buzz Clik]

18. Not to mention those of the "third way"

[cynatnite]

10. No breastfeeding a circumcised pitbull in an Olive Garden?

[Arkansas Granny]

22. While eating cornflake crusted chicken?

[ChairmanAgnostic]

27. was that a hormone enhanced anti-biotic filled chicken?

[Arkansas Granny]

38. Well, it has to be to make it in this thread.

[Arugula Latte]

42. ... with Laura Branigan music playing in the background ...

[Aerows]

51. You just

took my self control with that one.

[Arugula Latte]

60. I needed your self control because I have none.

[Aerows]

61. LOL!

[leveymg]

11. The Tornado

[Buzz Clik]

15. Dororthy had a black-and-white projection tv? Awesome!

[randome]

17. Only in the Director's cut.

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[Eleanors38]

37. One of the electrifying movie scenes of my youth...

seeing the phase to the witch. STILL works!

[leveymg]

39. The bicycle to broomstick transformation. Her cackle still gets me. Here's the scene:

[Eleanors38]

63. Thanks for the memories...

The best screen writing explains in scenes instead of dialogue what you are in store for. Silly, comical images of people and things, then the rather grand witch to jerk you into a new reality.

[snooper2]

13. excpet that the bicyclist works in the sex industry

LOL

[Fire Walk With Me]

14. At Olive Garden. DUZY!

[Soundman]

16. Pit bull was subsequently impaled by an errant blade thrown

From a wind farm a mile away.

[randome]

19. LOL!

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[Aerows]

47. LMFAO!

Okay, that made me burst out laughing like an idiot.

[Pab Sungenis]

20. IBTL

In Before the Lounge.

[kentauros]

21. The drone attack was intended to

bomb the moon!

[Renew Deal]

23. lol

[Warren DeMontague]

24. Don't bother me now, I'm in Starbucks and I need to change a diaper.

[randome]

30. I just KNEW that was you!

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[Aerows]

48. I was just busy

making a Drano bomb as a science experiment.

[Demo_Chris]

25. A topless breastfeeding cycling female rights activis smoking a cigarette and fleeing a drone attack

[ChairmanAgnostic]

26. tax cuts and more deregulation.

[Cracklin Charlie]

28. There has to be at least one kitteh reference in this thread.

On a roomba, in a shark costume, chasing a duckling???

[Spitfire of ATJ]

45. Will this do?

[Aerows]

54. What the hell?

Those poor little ducks. LOL.

[kentauros]

29. More cowbell!

[HappyMe]

31. Bystanders were all drinking 32oz sodas.

[cynatnite]

32. This thread is worthless without a smoking pitbull (warning smoking pitbull pic)

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[In_The_Wind]

33. New York wants more weiners.

[Egalitarian Thug]

34. Only that the Pitbull had to be circumcised by a nursing mother while she was smoking

in an Olive Garden restaurant.

[adieu]

40. [drone attack]... launched by the IRS?

Or, rather, the muslim sectarian portion of the IRS cabal.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

41. How long is Skinner going to allow these 3D printed pitbull posts in GD?

Alerting.

[mindwalker_i]

43. Was the pit bull

looking at pictures of David Vitter on Google Glass while walking around a fountain?

[AgingAmerican]

44. The internet has just peaked

with your OP.

[Aerows]

46. You forgot the door

was open to an Olive Garden, she was breastfeeding the baby and was rushing on the bicycle to get corn-flake coated chicken.

[TygrBright]

49. "Breastfeeding pitbull" "smoking female bicyclist" "drone attack at Olive Garden."

I think that covers it.

amusedly,
Bright

[sibelian]

50. Of course you did. IT'S ALL OBAMA'S FAULT.

How this blatantly apparent fact could have escaped your attention would be beyond me were your wits not sadly typical of folk hereabouts these days.

Says I.

[emulatorloo]

57. True, yet another one of his nefarious "secret plots"

[2theleft]

52. Was the female on the bike dressed in frumpy thrift store clothes...

to shame her for bullying other women who didn't dress "cool"?

[HughBeaumont]

53. Too bad you couldn't work this in somehow . . .

http://dbagjournal.wordpress.com/2010/05/05/signs-you-are-a-douche-95/

[proReality]

55. What did that pit bull know about the drone attack

and when did he know it?!

[emulatorloo]

56. Were men starting at the pit bull?

[Sancho]

58. What about the birth certificate of the pit bull!! That was an African pit bull for sure!!

[PatSeg]

59. A socialist pit bull

with ties to The Muslim Brotherhood.

[Incitatus]

62. The pitbull was high on 3D printed marijuana. nt

[randome]

64. May I thank you for a much-needed thread of levity!

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[Johonny]

65. you forgot to blame OBAMA