Are you ready for the TORNADO TRUTHERS?

[Bennyboy]

Why Did Obama Make Those Tornadoes? Ask the Tornado Truthers!

If our planet's increasingly extreme weather isn't caused by man-made climate change, then it stands to reason that it's actually caused by man-made supervillains using government technology to take American Freedoms with superstorms like Monday's mile-wide monster tornadoes.

If that makes no sense at all, it's because the Powers That Be don't want you know the real truth about Hurricane Katrina, Superstorm Sandy and this week's devastating twisters that mowed down entire towns in Oklahoma.

The Tornado Truthers know these shocking weather events have nothing to do with the weather extremes climate scientists have long predicted for a planet rapidly heating from our civilization's burning of fossil fuels and global industrial production of farting meat animals. Monster storms are caused by Barack Obama and his predecessors in the White House/New World Order, using powerful storm-making technology like the massive HAARP antenna farm in Alaska.

MORE: http://gawker.com/why-did-obama-make-those-tornados-ask-the-tornado-trut-509058783

[Bennyboy]

1. Oklahoma Tornado Proven False Flag Conspiracy

Hello guys. I have some startling information that has not been on reported on yet. I grew up in Moore, then moved away to Kansas City a few years ago after I graduated highschool. I have many friends who live in Moore still and have been in constanct contact with them all day today. What they are telling me is extremely startling, mind boggling, and inconceivable….they are all fine and they say there are no fatalaties or injuries! I am going to list the different bits of information I have received below that prove that this is 100% a false flag attack.


http://beforeitsnews.com/weather/2013/05/oklahoma-tornado-proven-false-flag-conspiracy-2440714.html

[nadinbrzezinski]

4. These people need to get a hobby

Like fiction writing...oh wait...they have

And I love a little good ol' fashioned antisemitism on the side.

Der Sturmer would not done better.

[nadinbrzezinski]

35. Apparently you found a hobby

Lovely personal attack.

I don't alert... I just call you on it

Oy gevalt

[Behind the Aegis]

8. Oy Gevalt!

6. One of my friends heard a self-proclaimed zionist talking to a shapeshifting white guy. They said that all the earthquake in oklohoma lately are a result of massive underground contruction. they were talking about how the Jewish race wishes to expand rapidly and that they are building massive Jewish settlements and Palestinian slave labor camps under Oklohoma…the reason… supposedly ak-la ham aer, which sound like oklohoma, means “Jews are the best, screw the rest” in hebrew.

[AverageJoe90]

17. LOL, good one, my friend.

[Dorian Gray]

30. Hah

The comedy of over the top conspiracy mockery.

(I hope that's what it is!)

[Marrah_G]

32. .............

[Marrah_G]

33. I thought it was satire......

[freshwest]

37. We could go directly to the source for most of this. He's more rabid than usual:

Alex Jones pushes tornado truther theory: ‘There’s weather weapon stuff going on’

May 22, 2013

...Jones, a longtime proponent of the idea that the U.S. government can manipulate and even produce weather systems like tornadoes and hurricanes, went on to say that if people saw helicopters or small aircraft in the area, then “you better bet your bottom dollar they did this... ... ...”

Jones is also credited for pushing a bizarre and thoroughly debunked theory that President Barack Obama trying to buy up all the bullets in the country, both to enforce gun control and to prepare for the murder hundreds of thousands of American citizens amid what he believes is a planned period of civil unrest. Republicans in the House actually held a hearing about this matter, much to the disappointment of their Democratic counterparts. Of course, for years Jones has been telling his listeners that the government, particularly the Federal Emergency Management Agency, has Nazi-style death camps set up all around the country, although no evidence of this has ever surfaced.

Jones is being increasingly treated as a serious voice within the Republican Party, and lawmakers in statehouses across the country and in Congress are beginning to parrot his views, however bizarre they might sound. Even Fox News hosts and Republican freshman Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) has appeared on the Alex Jones Show, much like his father, Rep. Ron Paul (R-TX), continues to do.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/05/22/alex-jones-pushes-tornado-truther-theory-theres-weather-weapon-stuff-going-on/

Perhaps you and I cannot make this stuff up, but somebody is, and it pays very well, too.

And the shapeshifting white guy?

That would be Jones himself...

[Behind the Aegis]

38. That's what so confusing.

Many think this is satire, and maybe it is, I am not really sure. But, all one has to do is scroll down and read the comments on that "article" to see why it is so confusing as to whether it is satire or not.

[freshwest]

41. No, it's not satire. Anytime spent in that alternative reality shows they believe it.

They are actively making their fantasy a reality offline, as well. Here's an example, an Infowars video. I'll delete it if the hosts or anyone wants as I'm not trying to promote it.

But I want people to realize they are affecting our lives in ways we have ignored. The video makes me angry because they are polluting that land, but they have money to play around:

» Drones Shot Down Over Texas Alex Jones' why not either way your going to a fama camp

seattlepatriot1776

Published on May 30, 2012

it's very clear as to what our next step is in the fight against the new world order and these drones that they are going to use to violate our 4th amendments with. it's time we created our own anti drone task force patrol . seeing how we did not give our state or city governments permission to purchase or implement any programs involving the use of drones. i say it.s time to start loading your shells with bird shot loads!!!! wake up people they just declared war on your privacy!!!

But the privacy of women doesn't count, as Jones supports transvaginal ultrasounds, etc. He's a libertarian with liberty for those who want a theocratic, ruled by the gun, tribal society. This is moving forward in some parts of the country, fueled by the RWNJs, Koches, Birchers, and some 'leftists' as well.

[Behind the Aegis]

42. Did you read the comment section for that "article?"

There are some who are convinced the article is left/rightwing propaganda (false flag) to provide cover for the Zionists (Jews). It really is no surprise to me when I read that anti-Semitism is on the rise (there is an article in LBN and I posted one in the Jewish group). What is sad is how commonplace it has become and how willing people are to defend/excuse it when their personal "heroes" promote it (Thomas, Stone).

[freshwest]

49. This is a new generation that seeks to find The Truth© in the 'Protocols.'

It's in some Zeitgeist and truther stuff. There is a Jewish proverb, 'The truth wrapped up in a lie, is still a lie.'

I don't believe these folks were brought up to be anti-semitic, but after a while they can't separate religion, ethnicity, global events and propaganda, some of them. They are anxious and looking for their way to survive changes, but will be taken advantage of, since they are still buying a fantasy.

Others who are unable to face the future, while away their time with video games, the internet or return to the religion of their childhood. They long to escape the unbearable things they have been told, in grief over what is gone, in fear of what is to come. It's really just a moment in time, as they are all are, eventually. They have lost 'the gift of the present.'

But they are doing one good, creating community, but it's a damn ugly one and likely to give them exactly what they are focusing on and fear the most. You create whatever you give your attention. They aren't going away, either.

And there is a part of the left that has gone around the corner and met the right, and think they have found a new truth. Another part wants to rebel, and they see all those that have power as the evil ones, and all that don't as holy.

That is unfortunately not always the case, although being for the underdog was an American value at one time, part of our populist roots. It's been twisted into something else, though.

[Half-Century Man]

19. You misspelled it

There are several ways to spell the Yiddish word for a Kippah (כִּפָּה yamaka, yarmulke, and yarmelke ( יאַרמלקע Dumbfuck misspelled the word as yamica.
Dumb ass, chew on a pistol.

[winter is coming]

2. No, I'm really not ready for that. And don't expect to be, any time soon. n/t

[AverageJoe90]

18. Me neither. n/t

[SidDithers]

3. Caused by giant cancer-causing wind turbines with detachable flying blades...nt

Sid

[Brother Buzz]

6. That Nooz scoop is so big....

it should be all caps!

[Ohio Joe]

10. Non-sense... I've never seen a giant cancer-causing wind turbine with detachable flying blades...

The blades must have been severed with thermite...

or thermate...

or something

[Rex]

43. That can fly up to a mile straight up!

Don't forget the blades can break off and fly up high enough to hit airplanes! True story.

[rightsideout]

52. So that's what caused the tornado

Cancer-causing-infrasound-deafening-flipping-bladed-out-of-control wind turbines.

[freshwest]

5. Actually, since HAARP's in Alaska, and Infowars sez it created Katrina, Ike, Sandy and this tornado,

it's time to put the blame where it belongs:



This is divine retribution from Our Lady of Guns, Sister Sarah. Naturally, people will blame Obama.

[nadinbrzezinski]

12. Where is the Church?

Though it would explain a few things. (Can see Russia from my porch)

[chknltl]

21. I knew about the Bat Signal but ... really BIG letter O??? So does this mean that....

... Oprah has gone superhero on us now? I guess if you got that kind of dough.

[freshwest]

23. Not Oprah. Sarah Palin. See the 'O' here?

Sarah Palin Sculpture To Roast A Pig At Bridgeport Arts Complex

CHICAGO (CBS) — Democratic politics are responsible for the colorful history of the Bridgeport neighborhood, but on Friday afternoon, a prominent Republican politician will be in the spotlight.

Visitors on Friday to the Bridgeport Art Center, 1200 W. 35th St., will be greeted by a giant metal sculpture of Sarah Palin’s head, and the wide open mouth on the sculpture isn’t just intended to suggest Palin’s expression at her most indignant.

The sculpture, called “We’re Havin’ a Tea Pear-ody,” doubles as a working stove, and at 5 p.m. Friday, it will cook a whole suckling pig, which will be roasted right in the mouth. The smoke from the roasting process will billow from the sculpture’s head, which is adorned with hair ratted up in a high bun just like the real Palin...

The artist, J. Taylor Wallace of the Ukrainian Village neighborhood, unveiled his Palin sculpture last year at the National Ornamental Museum in Memphis. The sculpture also cooked a pear-stuffed suckling pig for that occasion.

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2012/04/20/sarah-palin-sculpture-to-roast-a-pig-at-bridgeport-arts-complex/?hpt=us_bn6#photo-1

Sorry about that... Hope you don't have nightmares now.

[Myrina]

45. That's ... ewww.

For alot of reasons.

[Behind the Aegis]

7. I have actually seen that peddled here. Guess who the culprits were?

hint: Take my avatar and make it blue, and put it on a white field.

[Puzzledtraveller]

39. Jewish people?

[Behind the Aegis]

40. Israelis

[freshwest]

47. *They* do *everything* you know. So convenient for the RWers to have the Jews. If they didn't exist,

they'd have to make them up to be the scapegoats. Oh, right, they have been doing that for a few centuries, haven't they?

As Chris Rock says:

Just because it's the Patriots©, that's the same train coming... You think they'd get some new material, but the old stuff works so well.

[Behind the Aegis]

48. LMAO! FINALLY....someone else who knows the "Chris Rock's That train is Never Late" bit!

It is one of my favorites!

I have been studying modern incarnations of anti-Semitism, which mostly revolve around Israel, and it is true what you say, if it weren't for Jews they'd have to make it up! If you are interested, there is a really interesting, but very long, piece about anti-Semitism (or as the author calls it "Judeophobia). http://www.zionism-israel.com/his/judeophobia.htm

I don't agree with some of his conclusions (or I didn't then, it has been awhile since I read the piece). I also didn't read the other links at the bottom of page one because I was reading the main piece, so I can't speak to those parts. I probably should read them.

[freshwest]

54. Israelis? Just stumbled on this while searching something else.

[penultimate]

9. I suspect that particular story is a joke that's mocking

the truther types.

[In_The_Wind]

24. Hello ~ penultimate

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[JI7]

11. Obama caused the Tornado to take attention away from Ben Gazi

[Spitfire of ATJ]

22. I heard he did it to distract us from Ben Gazzara.

[Iliyah]

13. WOW, Pres O is the Wiz of OZ

He can control weather, he can psych out country leaders into killing each other all the while fighting every effing non scandal. He was born in Kenya but through time travel, yes, he has a time travel machine, traveled back in time, removed his mother and himself to Hawaii's hospital instead of Keyna, placed birth announcements in the newspapers, and traveled back to the future. Shit, if he had that much of power, he could have changed 2000. There would have been no Pres Bush but Pres Gore.

Enough said.

[ErikJ]

14. Maybe god is punishing them us for extreme stupidity as a nation.

[DeadLetterOffice]

28. Were I a Christian-god believing-type person...

I would have to admit that seems highly likely...

[AverageJoe90]

15. Truthers suck. And yes, climate change is indeed influencing trends, no doubt.

Though, if I may be allowed: a very slight nitpick here: technically, at least in most cases, individual events, such as tornado outbreaks, heat or cold waves, floods, hurricanes(yes, Sandy included) actually cannot be necessarily linked to climate change in and of themselves. Other than that, good article.

And as for HAARP, it may be indeed a real device, but there is a LOT of cock and bull surrounding it as well; no, it can't spin up tornadoes, steer hurricanes, or control people's minds as some wackos have claimed. However, though, I can say that the beliefs that HAARP is totally harmless aren't really true, either.....

[Recursion]

26. Yeah, it's like linking an individual crime to lead exposure

There would still be tornadoes without a warmer climate; the fact that the variance of the distribution is increased means we can never really say for certain this as opposed to that tornado was "caused by" climate change.

[AverageJoe90]

29. Very true. Very true. n/t

[CreekDog]

50. tornadoes are a product of weather conditions both locally and on a continental scale

to say that tornadoes are not influenced or effected by weather conditions which are effected by climate change is wrong.

yes, precisely how they are effected isn't proven, but to argue that tornadoes aren't affected by climate change means that climate change is not linked to weather --which is patently ridiculous.

[Democracyinkind]

27. What, pray, is harmful about researching the ionosphere?

IMO HAARP alarmism is a project for the uneducated.

[chknltl]

16. Haarp? Tornadoes? Kenya? OMG someone needs to get this to Alex Jones! nt

[Archae]

20. Funniest picture from that thread...

[Recursion]

25. Oh man... are the HAARP loonies still around?

I had one of those guys in my squad in the Marines (we called him "Munch", after the Richard Belzer character). His tirades were usually something like:

"This HAARP stuff is sick, man, sick. And they're doing everything they can to hide it. You know what day the Alaska site opened? Huh? September 10th... 2001." (significant stare)

[GoCubsGo]

31. Oh, please!

Anybody who knows anything knows it was Al Gore who caused them. He was flying around in that special weather plane Bill Clinton built for him so that he could prove that Global Warming is real, and so he could make billions and billions of dollars off of it.

[AnnieBW]

36. When doe Pat Robertson Pop Up?

And say that the tornadoes are God's punishment against Oklahoma for being too lenient on gays/abortionists/liberals.

Why, oh, why couldn't the tornado have taken out the Phelps compound in Wichita instead?

[Myrina]

44. Oh, that's so 1982!!

Of course I am referring to General Hospital's 'underground weather control' machine and the evil non-American-supervillian who invented it & changed the climate in Port Charles until Luke and Laura defeated him!!

[Avalux]

46. As the US population becomes less educated and more ignorant, truthers will grow in numbers.

"Truthers" about topics that are otherwise explained with facts and logic (science!), but these people can't comprehend the facts; or refuse to because it goes against the bible, so they don't "believe". The use of the word truther to describe these people is incredibly ironic.

Case in point:

Bill Nye gave a speech at a college in Waco TX this past weekend. At one point, he explained to the audience that the moon does not generate its own light, it is merely reflecting light from the sun. This goes against a verse in Genesis (oh the horror!), which many in the audience found blasphemous. They booed him, and even got up and left the room.

[PeaceNikki]

51. FALSE FLAG PSYOPS NEW WORLD ORDER, WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!1

[AndyA]

53. If President Obama is really this powerful, why doesn't he just make his challengers go away?

Why didn't a weather event hit during the Republican Convention or CPAC?

It explains why we have so many crazy Republicans and Tea Baggers in office. The voters vote for people who remind them of themselves, and they're nuts, so that's what gets voted in--a bunch of crazy people who only make sense to people as crazy as they are!