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Fri Feb 15, 2013, 06:36 PM

The Freeper Couch Militia is fantasizing about civil war again

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Obama is going to push this nation to a tipping point where true patriots will begin to use civil diobedience to push back. If he thinks that true patriots will roll over and take his Marxist/Facist agenda, he will be surprised. Even his Chicago thugs have no chance against well-armed rednecks. I also believe that our military will not obey illegal, un-Constitutional orders to fire upon their own citizens, so he will have to call in UN troops. They havenít seen what rednecks are capable of, either. We are Patriots. We will not lie down and allow the Government to roll over us.

Perhaps Obobo has no intention of leaving office as heíll just write an Executive Order (which violates Article 1, Section 1)which over rides the 22nd Amendment. As pointed out in the article, heís willingly violated every provision of the Constitution already at least once.


Oh, Iíd take it further and call it Revoutionary War III.
I - 1776 - win
II - 1863 - loss
III - 201X - tie breaker



Just to let you know my tin foil hat is on good and tight:

I believe the most likely thing that happened last november is that the election was, in fact, stolen, with the acquiescence of the Rís. The reason? They knew, as well as those of us here did, that the Obama base would burn the cities if Obama lost, followed by a response by the ďclingersĒ with their guns getting involved.

It would have started it.

Thatís my story and Iím stickiní to it.

Part of this is based on the simple weirdness of the whole thing. Iíve been voting since 1972 and Iíve never, EVER, seen such shock at an outcome as I saw with this one. But that is only part of it.


I donít think secession is the answer. That would only fragmentize the country even more than it is now. We need to clean house, this time without the weasels stealing elections.


Itís time for an American Spring. Do you think the media would praise it and tell the world how wonderful it is?


There is no answer at the ballot box.
2012 was the final nail - the takers outnumber the makers, and/or there was massive fraud in key voting districts. The ballot box of liberty is closed.

I in no way would advocate ďotherĒ means of taking over the fedgov, so besides separating from it, what would you propose?

What does ďclean houseĒ mean, if you canít do it through the ballot process?


I blame the media more than anyone else. They have completely gone over to the dark side. They no longer deserve their 1st Amendment protections as they have usurped their role as the 4th Estate watchdogs of our Republic, and have become the 5th column communist accomplices to our marxist led government. The media cannot be one-sided in a free society if that society is to remain free. The nation appears to be equally divided, our half mostly pays for the other. We buy the newspapers and other media products more so than the welfare recipient supporting Obama. We can, and should, change that! Cancel your subscriptions, stop supporting Hollywood and their leftist agenda, let their cronies support them. We can make a difference. The media must be figuratively ďburned to the groundĒ so that a new, honest, and truthful media can arise from the ashes. Iím not calling for violence, or vandalism, or arson, but if push comes to shove, and the various scenarios outlined in the posts above come to fruition, then the media must be included when itís time to take out the trash.


Everything depends on how the military and law enforcement reacts at a certain point in his usurpation of the Constitution.

If they back king barrack it will be long and bloody and they lose. If they tell king barrack go to hell itís over for his power play pretty quick.


I do think the American people will raise hell over this, but I donít think obama will leave. That would be following the laws of the land. I believe that it will take force to remove him from office. Question is who will be that force.

My overarching belief is that obama believes that he is above the law and he has many enablers including his party and his media.

It will get messy, but folks such as yourself and the rest of us wonít put up that that garbage. We will see just what obama does and if we are willing to take literal bullets to make sure the laws of the land are followed.

Make no mistake, I do not have any doubts in the American People. I have serious doubts in the people who collect their paycheck from the federal govt and/or are loyal to the first historic east african marxist tyrant posing as our president.


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Reply The Freeper Couch Militia is fantasizing about civil war again (Original post)
LuckyTheDog Feb 2013 OP
Cooley Hurd Feb 2013 #1
BainsBane Feb 2013 #5
Initech Feb 2013 #8
Cooley Hurd Feb 2013 #11
Initech Feb 2013 #46
krispos42 Feb 2013 #19
Cooley Hurd Feb 2013 #23
Amonester Feb 2013 #32
brewens Feb 2013 #39
GaYellowDawg Feb 2013 #42
frylock Feb 2013 #2
aptal Feb 2013 #3
Cali_Democrat Feb 2013 #4
Cooley Hurd Feb 2013 #9
Kahuna Feb 2013 #18
krispos42 Feb 2013 #21
BlueJazz Feb 2013 #6
Initech Feb 2013 #7
Cali_Democrat Feb 2013 #12
Lint Head Feb 2013 #10
mokawanis Feb 2013 #13
lunasun Feb 2013 #29
spanone Feb 2013 #14
Zoeisright Feb 2013 #15
11 Bravo Feb 2013 #16
thucythucy Feb 2013 #17
bunnies Feb 2013 #22
HappyMe Feb 2013 #20
TeamPooka Feb 2013 #26
HappyMe Feb 2013 #27
lunasun Feb 2013 #30
Jamaal510 Feb 2013 #40
Posteritatis Feb 2013 #24
TeamPooka Feb 2013 #25
Recursion Feb 2013 #28
Tierra_y_Libertad Feb 2013 #31
danbeee46 Feb 2013 #33
pipi_k Feb 2013 #34
libtodeath Feb 2013 #35
Wounded Bear Feb 2013 #36
Lex Feb 2013 #37
ladjf Feb 2013 #38
SpartanDem Feb 2013 #41
white_wolf Feb 2013 #43
nebenaube Feb 2013 #44
distantearlywarning Feb 2013 #45

Response to LuckyTheDog (Original post)

Fri Feb 15, 2013, 06:42 PM

1. "Marxist/Facist" WTF is a "Marxist/Facist"?

I know what a Marxist is. And, I know what a Fascist is. But this clown is speaking something other than English!

On edit:
...and they think 1863 was a loss??? And these pathetic punks THINK they're being Patriotic by calling 1863 (well, it was 1865 when the South surrendered, but why split hairs) a LOSS?

How about this, Assclown Freeper. Take your pathetic little Mobile Home lot and secede from the rest of us. DON'T pay taxes. It will be a pleasure to see you behind bars, you fucking leech-on-society.

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Response to Cooley Hurd (Reply #1)

Fri Feb 15, 2013, 06:44 PM

5. they say that all the time

They don't know the difference. If fact, they couldn't define either if you paid them.

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Response to Cooley Hurd (Reply #1)

Fri Feb 15, 2013, 06:52 PM

8. Remember the Family Guy episode when Peter's house becomes a foreign country?

I bet they'd love to start seeing that happen.

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Response to Initech (Reply #8)

Fri Feb 15, 2013, 06:54 PM

11. Petoria!

"E. Peterbus Unum"

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Response to Cooley Hurd (Reply #11)

Sun Feb 17, 2013, 04:32 PM

46. "Hey Peter! You can't annex my pool!"

"I just did. This is the newest province of Petoria. I call it Joehio!"

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Response to Cooley Hurd (Reply #1)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 11:11 AM

19. It's like a jumbo shrimp

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Response to krispos42 (Reply #19)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 12:03 PM

23. ...or military intelligence!

Man... I miss Carlin! !!

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Response to Cooley Hurd (Reply #1)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 12:54 PM

32. These stupid teahadists are some of the reasons why we're stuck with

the stupid drones policies.

I have no qualms linking them to the jihadists "over there" as they have similar violent religious ambitions.

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Response to Cooley Hurd (Reply #1)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 01:21 PM

39. They get away with that because of that translation of the Nazi party name. Is it

National Socialist Workers Party? Nothing to do with socialism whatsoever, but it lets some people get away with claiming that fascism is a left-wing thing.

There was a video going around where some guy claimed both fascism and communism were on the left. He put most recent Presidents toward the middle. As you went farther right, there was less government and more freedom. Completely delusional. You didn't get very far into that before he said people of the left call fascism right-wing but they never define what fascism is. Pretty good if you're uneducated and haven't seen the abundance of definitions of fascism.

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Response to Cooley Hurd (Reply #1)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 02:11 PM

42. Someone who wears those Groucho Marx glasses/moustache things.

But I've never seen the President do that. Puzzling.

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Response to LuckyTheDog (Original post)

Fri Feb 15, 2013, 06:42 PM

2. i guess the dorner cookout failed to serve as a cautionary tale

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Response to LuckyTheDog (Original post)

Fri Feb 15, 2013, 06:42 PM

3. Wow, this is insane!

What a bunch of lunitics.

To bad the government has the big guns idiots.

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Response to LuckyTheDog (Original post)

Fri Feb 15, 2013, 06:44 PM

4. ROFL:

" Iíve been voting since 1972 and Iíve never, EVER, seen such shock at an outcome as I saw with this one."


That's because you live in your own bubble with Faux Newz and Matt Drudge feeding you bullshit. You've even got your own "unskewed" polls now. Try leaving the bubble and reading Nate Silver, then perhaps the outcome won't seem as shocking. But you can't do that because you're a dumbass.

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Response to Cali_Democrat (Reply #4)

Fri Feb 15, 2013, 06:53 PM

9. Unless you ONLY watch Fox News and "The Blaze"...

...you will fail to recognize that President Barack Obama won by a vast popular vote margin, and has the support of a significant majority of Americans.

Do you want shock, Freeper? How about 2000, when a Conservative SCOTUS ruled in favor of a fucking Coup d'tat? That DOESN'T bother you? Then shove your supposed-constitution-loving indignation up your... head.

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Response to Cooley Hurd (Reply #9)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 11:08 AM

18. +1

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Response to Cali_Democrat (Reply #4)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 11:16 AM

21. Here's what Faux News and such are really doing to them




Al-Sahhaf is known for his daily press briefings in Baghdad during the 2003 Iraq War. His colorful appearances caused him to be nicknamed Baghdad Bob (in the style of previous propagandists with geographical aliases - some of them alliterative, such as "Hanoi Hannah" and "Seoul City Sue") by commentators in the United States and Comical Ali (a wordplay allusion to Chemical Ali, the nickname of former Iraqi Defence Minister Ali Hassan al-Majid) by commentators in the United Kingdom; commentators in Italy similarly nicknamed him Alž il Comico.

Al-Sahhaf said that Americans and British were attacking civilians: "They bombed civilian neighborhoods and those cowards used cluster bombs." He denied that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction, which is consistent with what later investigations concluded.

On April 7, 2003, two days before Baghdad fell to US forces, al-Sahhaf claimed that there were no American troops in Baghdad, and that the Americans were committing suicide by the hundreds at the city's gates. He made this statement while standing on the east bank of the Dijli (Tigris) River in the center of Baghdad. His back was to the river and reporters could see two American Army M1 Abrams tanks behind him on a road on the far side of the river. His last public appearance as Information Minister was on April 8, 2003, when he said that the Americans "are going to surrender or be burned in their tanks. They will surrender, it is they who will surrender".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baghdad_Bob#During_the_Iraq_war


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Response to LuckyTheDog (Original post)

Fri Feb 15, 2013, 06:47 PM

6. Boy....these people really DO live in another world. They actually think their limited..

... resources could and/or would stand a chance against the rest of the sane people.

Rather pitiful

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Response to LuckyTheDog (Original post)

Fri Feb 15, 2013, 06:49 PM

7. The Freepers are whining about elections being stolen? That's rich!!!

Do they not recall the horror that was Bush V. Gore??

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Response to Initech (Reply #7)

Fri Feb 15, 2013, 06:55 PM

12. Their guy won

so they don't care about that.

Two wars, thousands of American lives and trillions of dollars later, they still think he was one of the greatest Presidents of all time.

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Response to LuckyTheDog (Original post)

Fri Feb 15, 2013, 06:54 PM

10. Warmongering bigots and racists will probably be with us always.

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Response to LuckyTheDog (Original post)

Fri Feb 15, 2013, 07:08 PM

13. Four more years of whining for the Freepers

Boo-fucking-hoo. If we can put up with W for 8 years they can stand another Obama term. I do give them credit for one thing - their belligerent rants are sometimes fun to read, as is the hate mail on DKos.

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Response to mokawanis (Reply #13)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 12:36 PM

29. Let us make it at least 12 more!!! If not 20

This civil war crap is spreading -I heard some 20 something idiot freepers on the train...oh their parents are teaching them well ( not)

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Response to LuckyTheDog (Original post)

Fri Feb 15, 2013, 07:09 PM

14. idgits

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Response to LuckyTheDog (Original post)

Fri Feb 15, 2013, 07:09 PM

15. Report them to the FBI. I did!

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Response to LuckyTheDog (Original post)

Fri Feb 15, 2013, 07:12 PM

16. Dear Lord, but there are some truly stupid mother-fuckers who share our portion of this planet!

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Response to LuckyTheDog (Original post)

Fri Feb 15, 2013, 07:17 PM

17. I love how these wannabee insurrectionists

brag about their violent intentions on the internet.

As if their cute screen names (TrueAmericanPatriot#12) would provide them any sort of anonymity from a truly tyrannical regime.

Either they don't believe their own rhetoric about "fascist communist Obama", or they're too ignorant to know how easy it is to identify and track someone on line.

My guess is the latter.

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Response to thucythucy (Reply #17)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 11:47 AM

22. ^^ this ^^

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Response to LuckyTheDog (Original post)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 11:15 AM

20. Oh ho-hum.

Big talk from people who would shit their pants if ever faced with a real war.

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Response to HappyMe (Reply #20)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 12:22 PM

26. Or a black or Latino man walking on the sidewalk. (Their real fear)

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Response to TeamPooka (Reply #26)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 12:24 PM

27. That would be a crap their pants,

then pass out situation for them.

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Response to HappyMe (Reply #27)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 12:39 PM

30. or shoot the person

They also have their own personnel civil war going on in their paranoid heads with their own arms under their jacket in many places now

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Response to HappyMe (Reply #20)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 02:08 PM

40. Um...

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Response to LuckyTheDog (Original post)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 12:04 PM

24. "Again" implies they've ever stopped. (nt)

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Response to LuckyTheDog (Original post)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 12:21 PM

25. Gosh they really do hate everything that makes America great don't they?

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Response to LuckyTheDog (Original post)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 12:33 PM

28. "DHS is stockpiling ammo"

Funny how people who say individuals buying large amounts of ammo isn't weird at all flip out when DHS does it.

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Response to LuckyTheDog (Original post)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 12:45 PM

31. Some little boys never stop wanting to be a cowboy or superman.

And, gain the favors of the fair damsels that laughed at them in high school.

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Response to LuckyTheDog (Original post)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 12:56 PM

33. New Motto

futuis in republicans

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Response to LuckyTheDog (Original post)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 12:59 PM

34. So what the hell

are they waiting for???



It will get messy, but folks such as yourself and the rest of us wonít put up that that garbage. We will see just what obama does and if we are willing to take literal bullets to make sure the laws of the land are followed.



Blah blah blah.

They are not "willing to take literal bullets".

If they were willing, they'd be too busy in the military "defending our freedom" instead of making empty threats on an internet discussion board.




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Response to LuckyTheDog (Original post)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 01:01 PM

35. Just a bunch of chickenshit assholes

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Response to LuckyTheDog (Original post)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 01:02 PM

36. Funny how rebellions are always perpetrated by......

"true patriots."

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Response to LuckyTheDog (Original post)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 01:07 PM

37. Yeah, 'cause the mouth-breathers did so well in the last Civil War they started. nt

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Response to Lex (Reply #37)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 01:11 PM

38. Facts are abhorrent to those who chose to fabricate their versions of the truth. nt

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Response to LuckyTheDog (Original post)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 02:11 PM

41. I hope the FBI is motioning these people

you there's probably a couple crazy enough to go Timothy McVeigh.

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Response to LuckyTheDog (Original post)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 02:14 PM

43. Delusional idiots.

None of them mean any of it, they are just trying to be internet baddasses. I said trying because even online they come across as pathetic.

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Response to LuckyTheDog (Original post)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 02:27 PM

44. What I don't get is where do they get this stuff?

 

It's the same fears I had against Bush. I felt justified in those fears. But these idiots are nutz.

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Response to LuckyTheDog (Original post)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 03:24 PM

45. A Couple Of Thoughts:

As usual, these people are living in their own little delusional bubble and have no clue how anyone who actually lives in the reality-based world feels.

1) 1863 was a victory for the good guys. Anyone who thinks otherwise is on the wrong side of the story.

2) If the American public wouldn't vote against Obama, why would they take up arms against him?

3) I know a lot of people who voted for Obama last November, and every single one of us works hard, is well-educated, and pays income tax. We didn't vote for him because he "promised to give us stuff", we voted against the misogynist, racist, homophobic, Richie Rich, asshole repukes who are constantly telling us which god to worship and peering in our bedroom windows to make sure none of us are ever having a single bit of fun in life. We're not Takers in any sense of the word, we're contributing citizens who just want to be left the fuck alone by the religiously insane and are tired of being told we're sinful sluts and welfare queens by slobbering talk show hosts and stick-up-ass old white dude politicians. But it's fine - so long as the Republican masses think that we voted for Obama because we were all hoping for an extra welfare handout, they will fail to fix the actual problems with their party that are actually causing them to lose over and over again. The longer they are in denial about what happens in the real world, the longer the rest of us will be free from their bullshit.

4) Oh, and also, if we were ACTUALLY living in some kind of facist dictatorship, their ass would be in a concentration camp so fast they wouldn't know what hit them. The fact that they are able to post thousands of anti-government, anti-president, treasonous sorts of things on an online forum with no consequences whatsoever is the only proof anyone needs that they've all completely gone off the deep end into conspiracy-kook fantasy land. Hardcore keyboard warriors, every one of them.

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