Bryan Fischer blames Clinton for cancer.

[47of74]

Bryan Fischer, idiot.

There’s an expression that goes something like, “Each generation thinks they invented oral sex.” Right-wing hate Pastor, Bryan Fischer gives credit to Bill Clinton.

“What he did with the intern and the kind of activity they engaged in…he told everybody, ‘look, what we did, that’s not sex,’ and an entire generation of young people believed him and they imitated his example.”

He then goes on to quote a study that says HPV cancers, which are sexually transmitted, have spread to the head and the neck.


“How is that virus spread? How does it get into the places where it can cause cancer in the neck and in the head? Well, because of people who practice the kind of activity that President Clinton practiced in the Oval Office and said ‘look, it’s not really sex. It’s safe, no problems here,’ Now we’ve got this rash of cancers of the head and the neck in our 20 somethings. Why? Because they imitated the example of the individual who sat in the Oval Office.”

[southernyankeebelle]

1. Well what about Newt? He was doing it with his trashy girlfriend when they were waiting for

his daughters to get out of school. Does the Rev. think people learned this from Clinton? What did Clinton invent it? Where did Clinton learn it from?

[obamanut2012]

2. So, let me get this straight

Oral sex aka "blow job" was invented in the 1990's?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Yes, by Bill Clinton.

Nobody had ever thought of doing that before Bill Clinton invented it. We have him to thank for the blow job, since until he taught Monica Lewinski how to do it in the late '90s that practice was entirely unheard-of.

[obamanut2012]

6. I guess all of my male friends should send thank yous to Bill

Learn something new every day. Like how the world is filled with even more possibly crazy people than you thought.

[pipi_k]

7. Oddly enough...

a couple of (older) friends of mine suggested that very thing when they blamed him for the rise of oral sex among our youth.

But they were serious.

[Arkansas Granny]

4. Well, that just blows my mind!

[LAGC]

5. Thank the deities that we got rid of that asshole from our state.

That fucker used to be a prominent figure in Idaho right-wing politics until he took that "promotion" to work for the AFA hate group on a national stage.

Now everyone gets to see what a pompous fool he is.

Good riddance.

[rurallib]

8. I think Bryan Fischer needs a blow job

maybe one from someone of each sex so he can compare.

[47of74]

9. Thanks

[marmar]

10. Yeah, 'cause goodness knows blowjobs were nonexistent before Clinton got into office......

Mr. Fischer needs to go back to his cave and lock his boulder.

[47of74]

12. That sounds like an excellent idea

[tallahasseedem]

11. I KNEW it was The Clenis!

Man...he screws EVERYTHING up!