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jillan

(39,451 posts)
Sun Jan 6, 2013, 05:27 PM Jan 2013

I know Democrats tend to be peaceful people - but ;)

which politician would you love to smack?

You can only have one.... too many smacks will ruin our reputations as pacifists.

And limiting it to pols, as we all would agree taking turns on Rushbo and Insanity.


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Lindsay Graham
1 (20%)
Mitch McConnell
1 (20%)
John McCain
0 (0%)
John Boehner
1 (20%)
other... please tell!
2 (40%)
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I know Democrats tend to be peaceful people - but ;) (Original Post) jillan Jan 2013 OP
Other: Cantor. Gidney N Cloyd Jan 2013 #1
Oh yeah - I'd love to smack him too.... but not as much as I want to smack that whiner Lindsay. jillan Jan 2013 #4
I see him as more a candidate for an Atomic Wedgie. Buns_of_Fire Jan 2013 #14
Holy Joe Liberman corkhead Jan 2013 #2
Both graham and yertle.... peacebird Jan 2013 #3
My "other" is Joe Walsh. nt. Atticus Jan 2013 #5
Other: Cantor. Flashmann Jan 2013 #6
Rick Perry NoPasaran Jan 2013 #7
"the dick" cheney shanti Jan 2013 #8
I don't want to punch him. I want to drink 3 gallons of beer just before paying him a visit corkhead Jan 2013 #9
i want to spank Rick Santorum Enrique Jan 2013 #10
Lieberman sellitman Jan 2013 #11
for some reason GIuliani disgusts me the most JI7 Jan 2013 #12
Louie Gohmert---Over and Over and Over Again.... (nt) Paladin Jan 2013 #13
Lindsay Graham. He seems all earnest aw-shucks and cornpone TwilightGardener Jan 2013 #15
Smacking Pubs around may feel good but it is pointless being A-holes is who they are besides why stultusporcos Jan 2013 #16
Rand Freakin' Paul!! Bake Jan 2013 #17
Ted Cruz. Ya, the new kid..... wandy Jan 2013 #18
John Boehner ellisonz Jan 2013 #19
Dubya. But only if I can go back in time to late Sept 2001. Or Dec 2000 even. kestrel91316 Jan 2013 #20
what about all of them samsingh Jan 2013 #21
Other: LWolf Jan 2013 #22
All of 'em, plus Walsh, Cantor, Lieberman, Paul, and many others.....n/t AverageJoe90 Jan 2013 #23
Paul Ryan! Third Doctor Jan 2013 #24

Buns_of_Fire

(17,181 posts)
14. I see him as more a candidate for an Atomic Wedgie.
Sun Jan 6, 2013, 05:57 PM
Jan 2013

As a matter of fact, I think he's been a wedgie magnet for most of his life -- which might explain a lot, when you think about it.

corkhead

(6,119 posts)
2. Holy Joe Liberman
Sun Jan 6, 2013, 05:31 PM
Jan 2013

although I am bending the rules a bit. He is now technically "retired" but will soon be lobbying for Likud or the military industrial complex.

Flashmann

(2,140 posts)
6. Other: Cantor.
Sun Jan 6, 2013, 05:32 PM
Jan 2013

Yep Cantor...I'd love to drill that bastard one time......See if I could make my fist pop out the back of his head......

corkhead

(6,119 posts)
9. I don't want to punch him. I want to drink 3 gallons of beer just before paying him a visit
Sun Jan 6, 2013, 05:37 PM
Jan 2013

at his final resting place

JI7

(89,252 posts)
12. for some reason GIuliani disgusts me the most
Sun Jan 6, 2013, 05:50 PM
Jan 2013

probably because of the way he exploited and continues to a horrible thing that happened. i can't stand when that fucker comes on tv .

TwilightGardener

(46,416 posts)
15. Lindsay Graham. He seems all earnest aw-shucks and cornpone
Sun Jan 6, 2013, 06:00 PM
Jan 2013

and then you get a glimpse of the raging asshole beneath the veneer.

 

stultusporcos

(327 posts)
16. Smacking Pubs around may feel good but it is pointless being A-holes is who they are besides why
Sun Jan 6, 2013, 06:00 PM
Jan 2013

limit it to Pubs only?

I would want to smack repeatedly every Blue Dog, Moderate, Centrist and Conservative in the Democratic Party.

IMHO they do way more harm then good.

wandy

(3,539 posts)
18. Ted Cruz. Ya, the new kid.....
Sun Jan 6, 2013, 06:02 PM
Jan 2013

This (insert appropriate Yosimity Sam rant ending in snot nosed ichit here) not only wants to serve his masters but wants to make a name for himself right from the start.
In typical teapublican fashion, at the expense of the country.
This kid needs a smack upside the head before he does real damage.

LWolf

(46,179 posts)
22. Other:
Sun Jan 6, 2013, 06:37 PM
Jan 2013

ALMOST ALL OF THEM.

Only one? It's too late for Reagan.

There are simply too many to choose from.

I think my choice would be limited to neoliberal Democrats, who, imo, are traitors to the Democratic Party.

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