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Wed Dec 26, 2012, 09:21 PM

Top 9 Reasons I Can Already Tell My Kindergartener Will Never Be President of the United States

In America, every child has a chance to grow up to become President of the United States, right? WRONG. Not even close.

#9

He doesn't even know the name of our CURRENT president. He keeps calling him A-rock Bo-bama!

#8

When I asked him who he would choose as his running-mate he said SpongeBob SquarePants. What, he thinks he's gonna win an election catering to the "under the sea" vote? Pick someone from a swing state!

#7

He throws a tantrum whenever I make his bedtime story the Constitution.

#6

His speech at the supermarket checkout aisle on why I should buy him a pack of Skittles did NOT convince me to buy him a pack of Skittles.

#5

He couldn't even talk his way out of Broken Vase-Gate 2011!

#4

He's never even been picked to be the leader of the line to recess.

#3

Would the President of the United States carry around his stuffed turtle everywhere he goes? No, he wouldn't.

#2

On our trip to Washington DC, we took him to every sightseeing spot in the entire city and his favorite place was the McDonalds PlayPlace!

#1

We haven't told him this yet, but he was born in Mexico.

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Wed Dec 26, 2012, 11:46 PM

1. Cute...........Thanks for the laugh and thanks for sharing.

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