"At least we know that Newt has a history with women"

[apples and oranges]

-Uttered by a freeper, who has managed to give the weirdest excuse for Newt EVER !!!

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2834931/posts

[Fuzz]

1. They think Obama is gay.

[Bruce Wayne]

2. Don't read too much into that statement. Maybe it's not homophobic.

Maybe the Freeper is simply expressing relief that Senator Santorum's obsession with dogs isn't the source of this latest scandal.

[Sarah Ibarruri]

3. It goes to show you that a handful of women will SINK to any level with any fucked up fat pig

I guess it takes all types, even women who will have sex with ugly, fat sociopaths.

[Angry Dragon]

4. and newt is a history teacher

[Ecumenist]

5. Da fcuk??!! What does that mean?

[gratuitous]

6. Firing up the Freep-o-lator

*BZZZZTT!* *Crackle* Pop, pop, POP! {Feedback}

Okay, it tends to short out rather quickly*, but my mighty Freeperese-to-English translator (the "Freep-o-lator" Patent Pending, so don't try to rip me off) will have a go at it. Okay, Freep-o-Lator, the phrase is "At least we know that Newt has a history with women." Submit.

{NNNNNYYYYYYEEEEEEOWWWWWOWWWWOWWWWOWWW} Ka-ching! {Pop!}

Damn. Again. But at least it spit out something. Let's see. Some kind of reference to Bill Clinton, naturally. Apparently, before Bill Clinton was elected, no president had ever before had sex, at least as far as Freepers were concerned. Now, they're all grown up and stuff, and as newly-arrived sophisticates, they realize that their previous moralizing about sexual matters was rather puerile. While they reserve the right to immediately revert to pre-adolescent sniggering over "doin' it," at least as far as Newt Gingrich is concerned, this week, they've adopted the French attitude toward powerful men and their proclivity, nay NEED to take a mistress from time to time. Their message to everyone who is reminding them of their previous attitude is "grow up, and we're not being hypocrites, so stop saying that."

*Something to do with the logic circuits; go figure.

[a simple pattern]

11. Mine just says IOKIYAR :(

It says that every time

[athenasatanjesus]

7. "Sounds like she wasn't taking care of business at home"

Another quote I read there,that comment section is full of wrong.

[JI7]

8. Freepers think Obama is Gay, but lets assume he is Gay

aren't they admitting that it's not a choice ? that Obama is putting on this act but he really gay ?

[Muskypundit]

9. Freepers think that because we have never heard from Obamas

Past girlfriends or mistresses or something, Obama must be gay. I am not even bullshitting you, that is what they think. I promise you that's what was meant.

[Riftaxe]

10. So does Jack the Ripper...