We need to pass a law that says cats can't vote

[kpete]

[RandomNumbers]

1. Perfect!

It's hilarious and pointed at the same time.

Great find.

[brooklynite]

2. Of course they can't; they don't have opposable thumbs.

[grumpyduck]

4. Actually, if you look closely at the bones

of their front paws compared to our hands, you can see a definite "opposable thumb" there, attached at the wrist like ours, although shorter. It's even creepier to see how a cat's front paw bones compare to a chimp's.

Now, if cats ever discover that they have opposable thumbs, we're all in deep shit.

[niyad]

5. They may not have figured out opposable thumbs, but they can figure

out problems. I remember once being asked by a friend to feed her cats since she had been asked to work late. As I came close to the kitchen, I heard a thunk, and then some odd sounds. I stepped into the kitchen to see one of her cats up on the counter, very self-satisfied look on her face, having just knocked the cat food can down to the floor. One of her other cats had pushed the can into a corner, and had gotten the pull tab up, but had not yet been able to pop it back. Had I been a minute or two later, he might have succeeded!

[JHB]

6. Nah, We're okay. The ones that learn never share the secret with others.

They like their feeling of smug superiority too much to cooperate.

[Ocelot II]

9. Cats with thumbs...

[erronis]

11. If they can open their food tins, they won't need us anymore...

[NanaCat]

16. I got a good laugh at the door opening part of the video

I've had cats that could open doors with those very handles. I had several who figured out the thumb-down door opener, and I even had one who figured out round door knobs, by grabbing on with two paws hard enough to turn it and open the door.

All without an opposable thumb in sight.

I think the only reason that they haven't taken over the world is that it's too much work. I mean, why go to all that trouble, when they can do whatever they want and still get all they need by purring and being beautiful?

[niyad]

23. Happy 22nd DUnniversary.

[Ocelot II]

3. Cats should vote. We might have better government if they did.

Employers would be required to provide space and time for employees to nap in the sun. You could lick your butt in public. Crinkly balls and catnip bananas would be free.

[NanaCat]

18. My favorite video when I'm having a bad day

Nothing more Zen than that.

[moondust]

7. "We all know intuitively

that a lot of cats are voting in federal elections, but it’s not been something that is easily provable,” Moses said.

[Speaks2]

8. Cats are Republicans

You know this is true; we won't get help from the GOP on this one.

[Ocelot II]

10. Don't be so sure.

[NanaCat]

19. The very last thing cats are is GQP

Dogs are GQP: Slavishly obedient pack followers always needing attention.

Cats are independent and do their own thing with little need for attention. They don't mind it, of course...but it has to be on their terms, no one else's.

[Ping Tung]

12. Our cat doesn't need to vote. She's already established herself as monarch.

[NanaCat]

20. Is that all?

Mine considers herself a goddess.

Her ancestors were worshiped in Egypt, and the entire line never got over it.

[Ping Tung]

22. I think she's applied (or demanded) a promotion but is shy about getting another servant.

Actually we got her at the shelter because she appeared to very, very, shy and the attendant told us she was the one most unlikely to be adopted and informed us we could bring her back if it didn't work out.

Who could pass up that intro?

She's been with us for years. It took months before we could touch her and more months before trusted us enough for lap sitting. If anyone visits or just rings the doorbell she's off to one of her hiding places.

[SupportSanity]

13. 'Bring your cat to work' was a short-lived movement

and not very powerful movement.

But since the pandemic, the cats won with their
‘Bring the owners home’ movement.

Very smart those cats!

[Xavier Breath]

14. I can see the headline now.

NY Times: Cats Drifting Away From Biden, Cite His Ties to Dogs

[OverBurn]

15. Everyone knows Cats are woke, they must be up to something.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

17. My cats are demanding a claws of exception because they are special

or so they think.

They want a paws of this whole process until dogs are addressed.

[aggiesal]

21. Just think how hard it is to herd cats to get them to the polls & vote n/t