According to a rumor I just started

[zuul]

People are saying Dump shot a puppy in the head and then dumped the body in a sandpit on the back nine.

Pass it on.

[RandySF]

1. Ivana?

[unblock]

2. That's a blatant lie

Donnie doesn't know how to handle a gun.

He beat that puppy with a putter.

Or so I've heard.

When I read my post back to myself out loud.

[Hugin]

4. So it's true?

I also read that Trump beat a puppy to death with a putter and dumped it in a sand trap as I was looking at your reply.

[unblock]

6. There you go! Independent confirmation!

[Hugin]

8. It must be true...

I read it on the Internet.

[Wonder Why]

3. And he was selling signed clones of the puppy.

[BootinUp]

5. We need an AI generated image of the innocent pup.

[Dave Bowman]

18. Here's the puppy:

Oh, and the word on the street is that Donnie Moscow also killed the kid.

[DemocraticPatriot]

7. It wasn't one puppy-- it was a whole little of puppies.

[Lunabell]

9. But, if it was on 5th avenue,

nobody would care! Actually, magats wouldn't care one way or another. Cruelty and lack of human decency is their calling card.

[Think. Again.]

10. Yes! it's all over the internet (that is on my screen) right now!

[brush]

11. That wasn't a puppy.

[COL Mustard]

12. He'd never do it himself

It could go too wrong.

[AllaN01Bear]

13. faux noize would deny it happened.

[Bucky]

14. a puppy called the Constitution

[KS Toronado]

15. He wouldn't shoot a puppy, someone would hear the shot

and come running to investigate, he'd drive over it with his golf cart.

[rubbersole]

16. Some say.

[PortTack]

17. A dog would sooner run wild than be owned by the likes of tsf....he shot the neighbor's dog!