Butt plug

[edhopper]

just a suggestion.

[PJMcK]

1. Sounds like fun!

Passive or active?

Trump needs one in his mouth.

[edhopper]

2. It might be necessary

to be Court ordered.

[2naSalit]

4. Sounds dicey...

I mean, of course, you have to plug up one end but if you plug both ends simultaneously, he could spontaneously combust.




Come to think of it, I could be persuaded to pay money to see that.

[edhopper]

5. Mr Creosote

from Monty Python.

[2naSalit]

8. LOL!!

[rampartc]

7. the difference between trump and the hindenburg?

one is a fat nazi gas bag. the other is a blimp.

[MiHale]

9. 👍😂

[Wonder Why]

17. Not if you were inured in the explosion.

[2naSalit]

19. I would...

Be at a different location, the smell of... well, I wouldn't be present on the scene shall we say.

All the more reason for confining him to his own little viewing booth, that way, nobody gets hurt.

[Earth-shine]

3. He'll blow a gasket, so to speak.

[TheBlackAdder]

16. Donald Trump Butt Plug Now Available For Your Pleasure (NSFW)... since 2015

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-butt-plug_n_7796138

[kimbutgar]

20. I'm sure some of those incels and in the closet magas have one of these!

[._.]

6. Jeez..

Have you any idea how many breakfasts you just ruined?

[Buns_of_Fire]

10. Gotta get the Ames Brothers to sing it...

B
I say B-U
B-U-T
B-U-T-T
Butt
B-U-T-T
Butt, butt, butt, butt
P
I say P-L
P-L-U
P-L-U-G
Plug
B-U-T-T P-L-U-G
Butt plug
Doo-doo-doo, dah-dee-ah-dah...

[OneBlueDotS-Carolina]

11. That could....

seriously injure or kill anyone behind him, the fucker would no doubt practice firing it at home...

[Mike Nelson]

12. Hmmm...

... as a pacifier? Maybe sprinkled with some sleeping power.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

13. How's are these for starters???

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[Wicked Blue]

14. Faux gold-plated, of course

[Model35mech]

15. When I was a kid there was a joke about a farmer who put a cork in a pig

so that it gained more weight...

the punchline was about the inevitable explosive release of the pig's intestinal content.

[Wonder Why]

18. And here I thought you were going to tell us on TV about the advantages of having a butt.

[CANADIANBEAVER69]

21. You know he's going to need someone for that......ew. n/t