Ted Nugent's tour bus spotted

[47of74]

I think this is Mr. Nugent's tour bus;

[Drale]

1. An argument as to why

you should always carry a paintball gun with you. Thats trailer needs a paintjob.

[alpizzy]

2. I bet...

this guy is running for Congress.

[Rambis]

3. I would bet the guy is gay

sad really

[Mr. Mojo Risen]

17. Definitely

There's some deep seeded shit going on there.

[Ken Burch]

37. He got a hard-on in the shower after eighth-grade gym class one time.

And he's still freaked about it. Probably thinks he can "straighten himself out with God" by committing as many gaybashings as possible.

[jackbenimble]

25. +1 n/t

[cloudbase]

4. By his own words,

Ted should be dead or in jail.

[hobbit709]

6. I believe we are now on Day 15 of the Nuge Jail/Death Watch

[rustydog]

5. It is either Nugent's or Donald Trump's campaign trailer

[47of74]

9. And it has definetly seen better days.

[tjwash]

7. What's up with Oregon?

You have a large group of the most liberal open minded people on the planet, living right next to....that.

Not to mention one of the largest contingents of hardcore environmentalists right beside clear cutting loggers, a respectable sized group of gay rights activists next door to homophobic religio-facist nut cases, and a huge feminist movement sharing the state with chauvinistic chattel-minded dittoheads.

You good folks up there should thank goddess for California to the south. If it wasn't for us down here uniting you all in your collective seething hatred of anything from the golden state, you would start a war amongst each other that would rival anything from the middle east.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

11. You just described each and every state in the country.

Progressive minded people living right next to backwards minded people.

Yes, even your precious California.

[Initech]

16. Yup Central California is full of these types of people.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

19. Heck, no place is immune, even the most liberal.

Isn't Michael Savage based out of San Francisco?

I'm in Blue South Florida, and yet at Thanksgiving this year, I'll be the only Democrat at the dinner table of over a dozen people.

[Cleita]

28. Actually, that very guy used to hang around Pismo Beach. I remember the trailer.

He seems to have updated his message though.

[alfredo]

15. I think it has to do with the mountains. Those with enough intellectual curiosity wanted to see

what is on the other side of the mountains.

[bluestate10]

24. Rural parts of Oregon, Washington and California are deep, deep red. But they get overwhelmed

by the deep, deep, deep, deep blue cities and suburbs.

[XemaSab]

39. And here I was wondering if that's the trailer along I-5 in Colusa

that says "Saturday is the Sabbath and Sunday is the MARK OF THE BEAST."

California has so many whackadoodles, and if you don't know that it's time to get out into the sticks.

[krispos42]

8. Needs more NRA stickers

"Driver carries less than $20 in ammo", that sort of thing.


And deer antlers.

[11 Bravo]

20. Don't forget the Truck Nutz!

[krispos42]

21. Ah, of course...

...and some fake bullet holes.

[Fumesucker]

22. Fake?

Real bullet holes lend a more authentic crackpot redneck air.

ETA: Even more authenticity when the bullet holes are obvious exit ones.

[krispos42]

33. True, that.

My ex-brother-in-law once did that by accident. Braced on the edge of a pickup bed, he took a shot at a deer. The deer was in his crosshairs. However, what was in line with the axis of the barrel was the edge of the truck bed.

The bullet made a very neat .277 caliber hole maybe a half-inch below the top of the bed, and a nice big rip out the fender.

[Ghost in the Machine]

10. Those goddamned Southern bigots!!!!!

oh, wait... Oregon, huh?

** This headline on this reply is for those who are impaired**


Ghost (who is from the South and proud of it)

[seabeyond]

13. exactly. not that i give two hoots about texas. and yes. i do like honesty and

reality.

[Ghost in the Machine]

31. You know something? I have *never* considered Texas to be "the South"! It's "out West"!!

To me, personally, "the South" is N.C., Tn, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, S.C. & Florida... Virginia, West Va & Kentucky are "iffy"... but again, that's just *my* personal opnion.

Peace,

Ghost

[seabeyond]

12. see the dark clouds hovering? i wonder if they follow this trailer around. ever see sunshine? nt

[JohnnyRingo]

14. At the bottom there should be a sticker that reads...

"If you can read any of this you're too damn close... and a Godless Kenyan socialist"
"Back off" Yosemite Sam mud flaps would be a nice touch too.

[libdem4life]

18. ...and a plant by some union teacher.

Further, why is it in a parking lot? Because it is too old for a trailer park.
Which parking lot is it likely in? WalMart. They let "travelers" spend time ... days and sometimes more ... because their lots are so large and usually mostly empty at night and it brings them business.

[MrSlayer]

23. That's a whole lotta hate.

Your head needs coolin'
Your slack jaw is droolin'
You need to go back
To the shallow gene pool yeah

Way down inside
Just admit you need it
All that hate is your drug
Aww, all that hate is your drug, oh

Whole lotta hate
Need a whole lot of hate

(Apologies to Willie Dixon and Robert Plant)

[muntrv]

26. I thought it was Fred Phelps tour bus. By the way, where's the "GIT R DONE!" bumper sticker?

[Cleita]

27. Did that nutcase end up in Oregon?

That crazy old coot used to hang around a local Pismo Beach shopping strip parking lot where my late husband used to go to get a newspaper. For some reason the nutcase used to rail at my husband about his belonging to Satan the whole time he was trying to buy the paper. My husband didn't even know him. I see that he's updated his message by making it about Obama. That trailer is in worse shape than I remember it. One day he just disappeared. I guess I know now where he went. Looks like he's found another shopping strip to park his junk on.

[NoGOPZone]

29. That next to last paragraph at the right side set a new standard for incomprehensible rants

Also, what does sinfull mean?

[ElboRuum]

30. I am impressed with his creative use of parentheticals. n/t

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

32. I think losing to Obama must have really hit Mitt harder than we thought

I mean, to make this his new Campaign Trailer. I wonder what Queen Ann thinks about this move.

[WeekendWarrior]

34. This is actually very sad. nt

[Terra Alta]

35. This guy should become a member of Westboro Baptist "Church".

He would fit right in with them.

I would love to know how he knows(or thinks he knows) that Obama is uncircumcised?

[quaker bill]

36. Life was so much easier

for these guys back in the days before simply hating blacks because they were black got such a bad name. Now they have to attempt to think up all this convoluted stuff. "I hate him because he is black" would take up so much less space and require so much less thought. This simpler sentiment would both likely be more honest and would save the time and effort taken to involve others who have little or anything to do with the basic sentiment. It is really unfair because making this person attempt to think is clearly some form of torture.

[AsahinaKimi]

38. How can he even drive while seeing so much Hate??

talk about driving while impaired.