Customer wanted my company to make baseballs with the President's face on them

[AndrewP]

So that they could take batting practice by hitting him with their bats. That is what the guy ordering at our storefront told us.

It was one of my favorite moments when I had a chance to tell him to get the hell out of my store.



Is there a point here? Not so much. Just that the sore loser parade continues. I'm just glad that I was able to do my part in telling them to deal with it.

[Panasonic]

1. Tell them you'll be willing to put Mitt Romney for your usual fees.

Instead of PBO.

[no_hypocrisy]

2. Thomm Hartman has another response.

You don't say "no". You simply offer a price that's so outrageous, they get the idea.

[Hoyt]

3. I love it when someone tells a right wing "business person" that even money won't make you do it.

[Maynar]

26. ^THIS^

[wtmusic]

34. Exactly. Atlas Fell Flat On His Face. nt

[RegieRocker]

4. I would've told him

we don't have those but we do have some with Ronnie Raygun on them.

[freshwest]

5. Could say have some with Rush, guaranteed to squeal when hit.

[RegieRocker]

47. I want some of those right now!!!

[EmeraldCityGrl]

6. Bravo!!!!

[aletier_v]

7. You could have offered him Herman Cain

[heaven05]

14. or

gwb or darth, rove. just as a balanced selection.

[aletier_v]

25. Im figuring they need a black man to beat on

And they all look alike anyway, right?

[heaven05]

32. +1000

[treestar]

38. Haha, just said, yeah, sold it to him and then produced

Herman Cain and Clarence Thomas baseballs.

[Heather MC]

41. Remember Susan Smith from back in the 90's who said a black man stole her car

he could have use the Police sketch from that case. I have a feeling the angry right winger would not be able to tell the difference

[freshwest]

48. Banking on racism, when she killed the kids for her affair. She is a waste of protoplasm.

[Cha]

8. I'd say you had a hellava Good POINT..AndrewP Thank you!!

"It was one of my favorite moments when I had a chance to tell him to get the hell out of my store."

[freshwest]

49. I still need someone to photoshop this poster to make it current:

That's what he could have offered the guy on a ball. But honestly, his response was excellent. It was a call out to every Beckhead, Dittohead, Foxhead, etc.

We need to wave the signs everytime the nattering nabobs get in front of a camera to toss their latest swill. People see through their house of cards now.

[politicaljack78]

9. Nice! You took a stand and put the creep in his place.

AndrewP steps to the plate, here's the pitch from a loser and wham, it's outta here !!!!

The look on that guy's face must have been priceless.

[geckosfeet]

10. That's a home run in my book - good one

[kag]

11. Oh, to be a fly on that wall!

Nicely done, Sir.

[hrmjustin]

12. Good for you my friend.

[heaven05]

13. you

got my vote.

[DeSwiss]

15. You should have told him to GROW UP! - K&R n/t

[horseshoecrab]

16. Well done AndrewP

and thank you!

[Squinch]

17. My HERO!

[Orrex]

18. Offer to sell him toilet paper with Rmoney's face on it

[jmowreader]

23. All toilet paper has Mitt's face on it...after you use it, anyway

[Orrex]

24. Ba-zing!

[Liberal In Red State]

19. These idiots just keep crawling out of their holes! Thanks for standing with our President!

[Dem_in_Nebr.]

20. Doesn't that seem over the line?

I mean that could be considered a threat to the President. Maybe I'm being over sensitive but it's a short step from hitting the President's image to hitting the President.

[AlbertCat]

21. I would have just said..

"That's not gonna help you win a game."

[otohara]

22. You Rock

no make that effing rock!

[denvine]

27. Great job!

He might think twice about spewing his hatred to someone he doesn't know. Thanks for standing up to him.

[The Wizard]

28. i would have taken a deposit

and jerked his chain for six months, then given his contact info to the secret service.

[njlibguy_19656mm]

29. way to go dude

putting that idiot in his place.

[NCGardenGirl]

30. You knocked that one out of the ballpark!

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

31. Good for you. I have friends who own a flag shop and so many of their customers are RWers

that they have to put up with a lot of BS or lose a lot of business. They will occasionally refute a blatant lie, but just can't afford to alienate the customers. I don't know how they do it, because they're both progressives.

[rhett o rick]

33. Good job. You could have printed his balls with Mitt's picture,

then apologized and offered to let him have them for free. I would have kicked in.

[AgingAmerican]

35. Make a few with Romney's face on them

and send them to him.

[bearssoapbox]

36. Good For You!!!

Maybe you could have offered him a 'sore loser' deal and offer to put his face on the balls.

[Liberal_in_LA]

37. yikes! Glad you turned him away

[treestar]

39. Good for you!

And here there was consumer demand, isn't that supposed to guarantee you'll try to satisfy the market! Capitalism is science, doncha know?

[rational_pi]

40. That was the best response!

Any other funny response such as "No but I can make baseballs with Romney or Ryan or.. face" would made him felt that it was tit for tat on your part and that it was ok for him to be such an ass. The best response of was exactly what you did or something like it like get the F out of here. He either felt shamed (doubt it), or was left seething. No need to insult Romney (at least not in this occasion and instead of this arsehole) or others.

[ProSense]

42. "Is there a point here? Not so much."

[ray of light]

43. Good job. I do hope you reported him to secret service. nt!

[WinstonSmith4740]

44. You GO with your bad self, AndrewP!

NOTHING will make a RW head explode faster than turning down money because you have ethics!!

Thank you!!

[Drew Richards]

45. You know what? I probably would have said sure

I believe they come 16 to a box.

I would have put instead of the President I would have put a different republican scumbag on each ball.
Rush
Hannity
Oreily
Koch bros
Romney
Ryan
mccain

You get the ideal

then if he doesnt like it say sorry we could not find the presidents picture to put on the balls but these are half price for being so ass backwards that only morons vote or support them.

And if he doesnt check until he gets to the ball field...EVEN BETTER...maybe wrap em up real nice so he waits...

ok ok ok I am a little evil

[dumbledork]

46. That's just awful. I'm gonna burn my last 3 rolls of toilet paper with Bush's picture

can't abuse that darn First Amendment...

[cyberswede]

50. How does the first amendment apply here?

[Initech]

51. I would've taken his information and called the Secret Service.