Petition To Punch Grover Norquist In Dick Removed From White House Petition Site

[cash__whatiwant]

Well, Wonketteers, we bring you some very depressing news: the petition for "all everyone to punch Grover Norquist in the dick" has been removed from We The People, the White House’s platform for direct democracy. This saddens us greatly for reasons that should be pretty obvious, do we really need to go into it because we’re pretty broken up about this whole thing. Also saddening for super obvious reasons: someone or someones removed the petition for President Obama to do the hokey pokey. We were going to drown our sorrows in a bottle of vodka but we got over it once we realized the petition to name Wonkette the official mommy blog of the United States of America is still alive and well.

http://wonkette.com/489870/petition-to-punch-grover-norquist-in-dick-removed-from-white-house-petition-site

[rzemanfl]

1. They did it because they knew people couldn't hit a target that small....

[Bake]

4. Just aim for where it's supposed to be!

That's close enough!



Bake

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

2. Oh, shit, that's funny!

[louis-t]

3. Thanks, I needed a good laugh.