Is Obama giving away free stuff

[Dem2TheCore]

immediately, or do we have to wait until after the inauguration?

Also, is there someplace I have to sign up or am I already on the distribution list simply by voting for him?

[calico1]

1. I am waiting for my free phone.

All the Republicans say he is giving out free phones and I could use a new one.

[Mr. Mojo Risen]

20. Yes, that one is true

We are all getting a free cell phone in exchange for our Obama vote. I know it's strange this didn't get more attention in the news. It's that damn liberal media again. What are you going to do?

Anyway, from what I understand is that the Obamacare Deathsquads have been temporarily reassigned to cellphone distribution. So if you get a knock on your door in the next few weeks, don't worry, it's just your new cellphone.

But after that... better hide granny!!

[OmahaBlueDog]

2. In 2008, I got a free CD

It was right at the end of the campaign.

[sharp_stick]

3. First you have to volunteer

either for a Death Panel position or FEMA camp administrator. Then once you pass muster you can apply for the free stuff.

If you don't pass muster....well at least you'll be close to the Death Panel or FEMA camp so you don't have far to go.

[oswaldactedalone]

4. I want FEMA camp

when do they forward my phone and check?

[upaloopa]

5. If Obama was giving out free stuff wouldn't

some tea baggers get some too?
Maybe out of patriotism they plan to turn it down.

[calico1]

14. No, silly!

It's not really free, just free to us!

But the money to pay for it has to come from somewhere. This is where that secret program comes in that lets him know who voted for who. Out Teabagger friends are going to pay for all our free stuff!

[Autumn]

6. I got mine last week, right after I voted, it came express.

No,you don't have to register.

[get the red out]

7. I got a bumper sticker

One time when I sent in a campaign donation.

[yashoo]

9. then you are a MOOCHER

and you hate job creators

(side note: i never, ever want to hear the phrase "job creators" again, bleh)

[rustydog]

8. YES HE IS!!! I got a free 80" plasma tv with wi-fi!

free direct tv, free gas for life and a swimming pool!

[onethatcares]

21. I got all that and

a pony from 2008.

[tblue]

10. If we pay taxes, how is it free?

We all pay some kind of tax, even if it's just sales tax -- unless we have tax havens and clever accountants and Swiss bank accounts. Oh wait.

[Spock_is_Skeptical]

11. I am looking forward to some stuff

I can put it with my things.

Just like I wanted.

[union_maid]

12. I got a bumper sticker and a magnet

I might have paid for the magnet. Don't recall. No phone, though. When do we get our oPhones?

[Jamaal510]

13. If anybody sees Obama, tell him I want a free Nintendo 3DS XL and a free drivers license.

[theKed]

15. I've already

had three abortions since Wednesday morning...and got a whole shitload of contraceptives from the church down the street (they didn't want to give them to me, but I reminded them they had to now).

[Le Taz Hot]

16. I heard that we can all quit our jobs now

and go on welfare.

[ksoze]

17. Number is pre-programmed in your Obama Phone

[LadyHawkAZ]

18. You can get your free gay spouse at any re-education centre immediately

at the same time you pick up your food stamp card and Obamaphone. Just fill out the form.

[DCKit]

19. Where's the line bitches? I'm so there.