Freeper Fairy Tales

[maxrandb]

This freaker has way to much time on his hands. Maybe his mom ought to at least make him do the laundry while he's down in the basement.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2956495/posts

"Republican Business Owner Fires 8-Employess (all Obama supporters) Day After Election
Cannot Reveal Due to Possibility of Lawsuits | 11-7-12 | Arcy

Posted on Wednesday, November 07, 2012 11:52:48 by Arcy

The day after the election, 8-employees of a Florida based company were individually called into the office of management and informed that their services would no longer be needed following the Thanksgiving Holiday weekend.

The owner and his company cannot be named for fear of legal hassles and thug reprisals, even though Florida is a "right-to-work-state".

He had previously let it be known to trusted individuals outside the company, that if Barack Obama was re-elected, the healthcare laws and other anti-business policies the Obama admistration is pushing would force his company to down-size, and that his down-sizing would begin with "certain personnel" in particular.

This morning, the owner made good on his promise and e-mailed one of those "trusted sources" that I happen to know and told him that operation "Purge Stupidity" has been completed.

What these particular 8-employees didn't know was how he decided on firing them over other employees. Earlier in the year, the owner began to take note of which cars in the parking lot had bumper stickers supportive of Obama and stated that the ones who supported Obama and his destructive economic policies should be the first to pay for their decisions....with their jobs.

Don't you just love this? I DO! Stupidity should cost something. Today, for at least 8-employess, it has!

[codjh9]

1. God that pisses me off. 'Stupidity should cost something'? Yeah, last night it DID, but for

zillions of Repukes across the country.

[lillypaddle]

2. Now they will be complaining

about the fired employees getting food stamps. Can't please these asshats.

[Scurrilous]

3. Sounds totally made up.

[maxrandb]

14. Of course it's made up

that's the point. You have to have some "crazy" in you to take the time to write what the Freeper wrote.

Just imagine how completely empty you'd have to be inside, to celebrate people losing their jobs because an election didn't go the way you thought it should.

Makes me want to ask; "why does this guy hate 'Murika"?

[MineralMan]

4. It's probably a bogus story.

It sounds like one.

[DawgHouse]

5. ...But the employees weren't afraid

because they didn't have to worry about healthcare. They found better jobs working for progressive companies. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

[Springslips]

7. And then,

The repuke didn't have enough talented employees to keep up with the demands of a growing economy and had to do their work himself, which he sucked at because he hadn't had to do it. When investors came and look at the books they were appalled, not only were the Puke understaff, but was paying a large amount of unemployment insurance to boot. They withdrew funding and the Puke went to bankruptcy court, got out of his debts, and got a huge bonus too.

He now lives in a huge house, reading Ayn Rand, thinking how he went Galt, and blaming "libtards" on his failures. Though deep inside he knows, he knows he's shit.

[DawgHouse]

8. Ha! Love it!

[So_Blue]

18. HA! Love this.. NT

[Mr. Mojo Risen]

6. Reeks of B.S.

Which makes it all the more pathetic that this guy actually took the time to write this total fabrication.

[War Horse]

9. They talked about this on FR before the election

One guy promised to fire his one liberal employee (singular) if Obama won. It's changed to 8 now?

[DiverDave]

10. Sounds like a wet dream

Just a lie.
I really wonder how they think this is O.K.

But sure does sound made up.

[maxrandb]

13. That's why I titled it "Freeper Fairy Tales"

I really do try to avoid that place. It's the literary equivolent of mutual masturbation.

[FSogol]

11. Masturbatory Right Wing Fantasy

[dawg]

12. Didn't someone else say they liked being able to fire people?

His name escapes me now. Maybe I could look it up. He's probably a footnote in a history book somewhere.

[maxrandb]

15. Yeah, don't worry about it

whoever it was that said that sure as hell doesn't matter now.

[ck4829]

16. There's one fatal problem with this story

"Earlier in the year, the owner began to take note of which cars in the parking lot had bumper stickers supportive of Obama and stated that the ones who supported Obama and his destructive economic policies should be the first to pay for their decisions"

Something like that involves actually working and collecting notes and paperwork, if an employer fired people for having pro-Obama opinions, then I seriously doubt he would do the work of walking around the parking lot and taking note of who supported him.

That actually involves work, and work is for the dirty and unwashed masses.

[yardwork]

17. I remember this story making the rounds in 2008. The bumper stickers in the parking lot.

[Contrary1]

19. There is a clown over there who claims to own a business...

He said that he would be firing an Obama supporter today for the same reason.

I've managed to identify him, even though he thought he was smart enough not to post too many details. Trouble is, these idiots fail to realize that the internet can leave a trail that is years long.

Anyone, with a bit of time and patience can find just about anything.

[maxrandb]

20. Oooooh! I bet a little note from the Dept of Justice or the Labor Department

would have him shitting bricks.

Little fucks love to talk tough until the rubber hits the road.

[JHB]

21. I've been reading your column for years, but never thought something like this would happen to me...

Isn't that how "Letters to Penthouse" are supposed to open?