Another GOP celeb goes batshit on Twitter

[LTR]

There's Donald Trump crazy, and then there's Victoria Jackson crazy!

https://www.twitter.com/vicjackshow

[Chorophyll]

1. Whoa now. She's gonna hurt herself.

[NRaleighLiberal]

2. that's just sad..

[quinnox]

3. LOL

You guys gotta check this stuff out: "America has died" "Christians you disgust me, you didn't show up"

[Kurovski]

16. No one told her that Mormonism is evil?

She doesn't know what true Christians know, there was no one to vote for this time!

That, and "Jesus is a-comin'!"

[Javaman]

4. Nothing's sweeter than the sour grapes of a repuke!

[txdemsftw]

5. Who??

[Indpndnt]

13. That's what I said! Wth is Victoria Jackson?

[Rex]

6. I think she needs a timeout in Clint Eastwood's empty chair!

She sounds like a sore Loserwoman!

[hifiguy]

7. Nurse! Haldol every hour on the hour

with a Thorazine chaser!

[Barack_America]

8. Nope. I've gotta say Trump takes the crown tonight. nt

[LTR]

12. I agree

Trump rewrote the book on Twitter meltdowns

[Maynar]

9. Her claim to fame was the "dumb blonde" schtick

Who knew it was fo' real, yo?

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

10. She can't stop crying....

neither can she shut the fuck up.

[cui bono]

11. She keeps hitting "send" too early.

[Michigan Alum]

14. What is Romans 1?

I know it's something from the Bible but not sure what it means.

[Kurovski]

17. Whatever it is, you can bet it's about as wacky and irrelevant as Victoria.

[jmowreader]

19. Here you go...

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Romans+1&version=NIV

Scroll down to the verses about sexual immorality.

[Kurovski]

26. Not handwringing over buttfucking again?

Urk.

[jmowreader]

30. You can understand the handwringing

Apparently Levites were the bonobos of their time - people who would fuck anything that moved. That's all well and good, but go down the list in Leviticus 18: everything there produces no offspring, produces deformed offspring, or gets you killed by a pissed-off husband. In a time of 90 percent infant mortality, that's bad...so the priests came up with this list of sex not to have, and it made it into the Bible.(The story of Onan, who spilled his seed upon the ground, comes into this too - it tells His people Fucking Is Only For Making Babies.)

Today, we have too many people on Earth so non-procreational sex is fine. If we could just tell the Bible Beaters that.

[Kurovski]

32. My oh my. Such a long time ago.

Jesus needs to get back into town and make makin' with the hep cats scene an a-ok, daddy-o zone...for fuck's sake.

[cthulu2016]

15. "Thanks a lot Christians, for not showing up. You disgust me."

Am I a bad person for laughing really hard at that one?

[Kurovski]

18. WWCD?

What would cthulu do?

[jmowreader]

20. Solve our Victoria Jackson problem, anyway

[Kurovski]

24. Victoria is peeking.

"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents."

[barnabas63]

27. i know, right??!

lol wow!

[edbermac]

21. The replies to her are pretty funny.

A lot of folks having a good time at her expense.

kirk clawes ?@kclawes
@vicjackshow Have you considered that God thinks Obama is the correct choice?
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2h Nichole East ?@BaronessEast
@vicjackshow God wasn't on the ballot cause he doesn't exist.
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2h chuck andrews ?@chuck7865
@vicjackshow I know a lot of responsible Christians who voted for Obama today. Save the judgements for god.
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2h Molly Sender ?@SendinTweets
@vicjackshow @morninggloria well that's not a very Christian thing to say!
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2h Marty Beckerman ?@martybeckerman
Millions of Christians showed up. They just didn't vote Romney. RT @vicjackshow Thanks a lot Christians, for not showing up. You disgust me.
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2h Jodi Jacobson ?@jljacobson
@vicjackshow what does that mean?
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2h LaurieInQueens ?@LaurieInQueens
@vicjackshow Huh. That's funny. I'm a churchgoing Christian, and I showed up. AND VOTED FOR OBAMA. Because I'm not a hateful bigot like you.
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2h Erin Gloria Ryan ?@morninggloria
@SendinTweets @vicjackshow And Lo, Jesus said, "Off shall you fuck if thou doesn't agree with me, politically"
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2h jenniferlauren ?@jenhasgreathair
Hey @vicjackshow, why don't you put it in a song and shove it up your bum?
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2h Nerdista ?@Nerdista
@vicjackshow they did, they voted for Obama.
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2h warren ?@fearofcode
@vicjackshow no one gives a shit about your stupid fairy tales
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2h Ozamataz Buckshank ?@Joe_Schmuck
I showed up and voted for the most Christian candidate. Obama. RT @vicjackshow Thanks a lot Christians, for not showing up. You disgust me.
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2h Elliot Thanksgividad ?@nameoftheyear
@vicjackshow The funny thing is that Obama is Christian and Romney, by all means, isn't
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2h Talkabout Design ?@talkaboutdesign
@vicjackshow What does your religion have to do with Politics!
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2h Patton OswaltVerified ?@pattonoswalt
.@vicjackshow Thanks a lot Christians, for not showing up. You disgust me. // Don't you EVER stop, you screeching dollop of batshit.
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2h Däve Çå®lsøñ™ ?@TheDaveCarlson
@vicjackshow hail satan
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2h David DIneen-Porter ?@dineenporter
@vicjackshow HUGE fan of UHF. Loved the jokes, and the fresh silly style. I think that Al Yankovic is a great singer. Do you still know him?
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2h Lou ?@Ludovicaa
.@vicjackshow Real Christians dont judge and hate.. they LOVE the broken and disadvantaged &help them no matter what the cost to themselves
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2h John de Guzmán ?@johndeguzman
I'm worried at how hard @vicjackshow is taking this...

[Kurovski]

22. Patton Oswalt wants more!

"Don't you EVER stop, you screeching dollop of batshit."

[lexw]

23. Ha ha! I love her post about "a Romney landslide...how it will happen."

I printed that one to PDF for safekeeping.

[theHandpuppet]

25. Um... just who is Victoria Jackson?

Seriously... haven't a clue what her claim to fame might be.

[Kurovski]

29. She used to be on SNL.

Her chief claim to fame is being on the Love Toilet. Which is funny on-purpose.


http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80469122/

EDIT: Extra ten points if you can name the US Senator doing voice over at the end.

[Norbert]

31. She used to be funny on Saturday Night Live.

But that was when she was well.

[ConnorMarc]

28. WoW!!! I just responded to it on Twitter...

Someone please call 9/11

LOL!!!