Romney on Tuesday told reporters he has only prepared a victory speech

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Obama said late Tuesday in an interview with Denver television station KDVR that he had prepared both a victory speech and a concession speech for election night.

“You always have two speeches prepared because you can’t take anything for granted,” Obama said. Romney on Tuesday told reporters he has only prepared a victory speech.

http://washington.cbslocal.com/2012/11/06/obama-i-have-a-concession-speech-ready/

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1. Probably because Romney won't concede

He'll likely sue over something, or he'll simply disappear in a poof of smoke, leaving only a very strange looking pair of underwear behind.

[edhopper]

2. If you didn;t know already

Romney is full of shit.

[OhZone]

3. Maybe he means he outsourced the writing of the concession speech! lulz nt