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A new Mitt Romney is emerging in the closing days of the campaign, aides say: a man who is increasingly being eaten alive with jealousy by President Obamas budding relationship with New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie.
While Mr. Romney has told reporters that he is totally fine with Gov. Christie flying around in a helicopter with President Obama, privately he has told aides, Seeing him with Chris Christie is tearing me apart.
The trouble began earlier this week, a Romney aide said, when Mr. Romney saw Mr. Christie on CNN mention that President Obama had given him his number at the White House.
Mitt was like, Fine, whatever, do we have to watch this? and then basically ran out of the room, the aide said. It was completely awkward.
Making matters worse, the aide said, Chris Christie isnt returning his calls.
Mitt was trying to explain his position on FEMA to reporters yesterday and he got all excited because his phone started vibrating, the aide said. It turned out it was just Ann.
Mr. Romney, who has been seen doodling Chris Christies name in the margins of his briefing books in recent days, has apparently decided on a new course of action: to make the New Jersey governor jealous.
Hes been calling [New York Governor Andrew] Cuomo, the aide said. But Cuomo wont call him back either. Its all so sad.
Read more http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2012/11/romney-seeing-him-with-chris-christie-is-tearing-me-apart.html#ixzz2BPNZB6nD
ellie
(6,929 posts)Hilarious!
HipChick
(25,485 posts)as fact...
ellie
(6,929 posts)Good lord. I weep for my chosen profession of journalism.
rug
(82,333 posts)Thekaspervote
(32,767 posts)russspeakeasy
(6,539 posts)oswaldactedalone
(3,491 posts)at life. What a whiny dick.
Kalidurga
(14,177 posts)That Romney was going to force satirists to report the news straight. It is so sad. Maybe after Romney loses they can go back to making up funny stuff. But, in the meantime they have to adapt by reporting the truth.
sakabatou
(42,152 posts)pnwest
(3,266 posts)We People
(619 posts)Hilarious!
Alleycat
(1,117 posts)This is the onion right? This can't possible be real.
Indpndnt
(2,391 posts)MichiganVote
(21,086 posts)Life Long Dem
(8,582 posts)Christie turned him down. He was only 20 minutes away from the rally and it was at night.
http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entry/report-chris-christie-declined-invite-to-romney-event
"The Romney rally was held at a farm in Morrisville, Pa., not more than 20 minutes from Trenton, the New Jersey capital. The physical proximity of the event to New Jersey only added to questions in the Romney campaign about why Christie chose not to come.
"You can't tell me he couldn't have gone over there for a night rally," a Romney campaign source told HuffPost."
renate
(13,776 posts)Right down to the petulant "You can't tell me he couldn't have gone over there...."
Bwahahahahahaha!
Amonester
(11,541 posts)Robme's campaign source eats his socks.
TwilightGardener
(46,416 posts)okwmember
(345 posts)Why the hell would he expect Cuomo to contact him?
TwilightGardener
(46,416 posts)Cirque du So-What
(25,938 posts)and there's some choice material out there right now.
BootinUp
(47,144 posts)I almost fell for it.
TalkingDog
(9,001 posts)DefenseLawyer
(11,101 posts)You broke my heart. Fredo, you're nothing to me now. You're not a brother, you're not a friend. I don't want to know you or what you do.
RedCloud
(9,230 posts)to drive home another point!
mindwalker_i
(4,407 posts)But it would be totally inappropriate given Christie's foray into realism. I don't want to crush that.
SDjack
(1,448 posts)Now, I feel a little guilty for unkind comment since Chris has become part friend, part something else.
mindwalker_i
(4,407 posts)nc4bo
(17,651 posts)OMG can't possibly be true no dang way
Seriously
markpkessinger
(8,396 posts). . . who is a higher-brow version of The Onion.
nolabear
(41,963 posts)speedoo
(11,229 posts)What makes for great satire is that you can actually believe it, and Romney is so fucked up, you can actually believe this.
wisteria
(19,581 posts)I am sure Romney wishes he was with Cristie, but the other things sound like a man over the edge and I don't buy that.
FieryLocks
(110 posts)Matariki
(18,775 posts)punked by satire. again.
aint_no_life_nowhere
(21,925 posts)Yavin4
(35,438 posts)HipChick
(25,485 posts)daughterofthedust
(24 posts)Turborama
(22,109 posts)I'd be really grateful for any links to check out.
ETA Thanks a lot for the hilarious OP!
usregimechange
(18,373 posts)Spirochete
(5,264 posts)maybe they should make a public post for him - not president, nothing with any power or say-so, but a public one to watch all the weird stuff he does and says.
Care Acutely
(1,370 posts)We People
(619 posts)Where, tonight, truth was funnier than parody!
Ken Burch
(50,254 posts)It's in his direct political self-interest to do a bit of rodent copulating, if you catch my meaning.
Zoeisright
(8,339 posts)I hope it's the final nail in the coffin containing Rmoney's sanity.