Seriously screwed up bumper sticker that I saw today.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

The car was covered in them, but one stuck out in particular:

"May 1, 2011--Seal Team Six removes the #2 threat to America. November 6, 2012--America removes the #1 threat."

There are so many things wrong with that bumper sticker I don't even know where to begin.

Seriously, on what planet are these assholes from?

[get the red out]

1. Rush Limbaugh world

Oxy and Viagra included.

[amuse bouche]

2. Kolob?

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

3. Wait until this time next week

When the reality sets in, they will become unhinged and no longer safe to be around.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

5. Back in the mid 90s, Republicans had stickers saying, "Don't blame me. I voted for Bush."

So as the economy grew and grew that decade under President Clinton, I took them at their word. I didn't blame them for the excellent economy.

[deutsey]

17. I remember seeing that bumper sticker for the first time

no more than a week after the election in '92.

I remember thinking then that it really revealed the modern conservative mentality: smug, self-righteous, bitter, always thinking in terms of blame...and, as you point out, wrong.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

19. A week after the 2008 election....

.....Sean Hannity was calling the ongoing Bush economic clusterfuck the "Obama Recession."

[deutsey]

20. Proud member of the Unreality-Based Community

[yoyossarian]

4. Uranus?

Shore warn't mine!

[underseasurveyor]

6. Worse than that one.

"Don't re-nig 2012"

Vulgar and vile. I've seen a few of these in Orange County.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

7. Not only is it hideously racist....

....it also makes no sense. Since to "reneg" means to pull back on one's word. So those racist dumbshits are essentially saying vote for President Obama again.

Racist pun fail.

[Angry Dragon]

8. Kolob

[Hissyspit]

9. They might as well have a bumper sticker that says

"This Vehicle Driven By An Oblivious Dumbfuck."

[Tommy_Carcetti]

12. Too many "24" reruns.

Apparently, he believes that members of the US military's special forces go ahead and on their own accord decide to undertake risky missions to capture or kill terrorist masterminds. No need for orders or planning or anything. Apparently, it's a hobby of theirs, like a pickup game of touch football.

[bongbong]

21. Not a bad idea

To keep a supply of bumper stickers with your phrase in one's car.

Then, if an America-lover (a Liberal) sees an America-hater (repig) car covered with repig stickers, they can slap one of theirs on, and if there are enough existing stickers the repig owner won't notice one more - but drivers behind will!

[dawg]

10. I'm thankful that many idiots and many hateful people do me the kindness ...

of attaching labels to themselves and their property that serve to make me aware of their hateful and/or idiotic nature.

As for me, people actually have to get to know me in order to figure out my mental and social deficiencies.

[Initech]

11. Sometimes I wonder if these dipshits really do live on another plane of existence.

[flying-skeleton]

13. They are from:

They are from the Red Planet of Bullshit Mountain where they only serve Malarkey and Daydream Juice.

[GoCubsGo]

14. That bumper sticker is correct.

On November 6, 2012, America will send the Teabaggers in Congress packing.

[Maeve]

15. I f the #1 threat is Mittens as president, yeah, we'll remove that!

[DefenseLawyer]

16. Failure is so much easier to take when you have someone to blame. n/t

[ProudProgressiveNow]

18. Twilight Zone......

Que music....