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Fire Walk With Me

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Fri Jan 13, 2012, 03:10 AM Jan 2012

Vermin Supreme attempts to shake Santorum's hand + 10 reasons you need (D) Vermin Supreme!

http://takimag.com/article/vermin_supreme_for_president/print#axzz1hzEh18nC

...wait, just when we were about to die of boredom, a man with a boot on his head shows up and tries to shake Rick’s hand.

His name is Vermin Supreme, and although he’s also running for president, he wanted to congratulate Santorum on a great campaign. This brief moment of sanity was met by rage on all sides, and Supreme was mobbed. He disappeared in a flurry of fists and his media director FluxRostrum was sent careening to the ground. Afterward, Supreme shrugged and told a reporter he’s OK: “I’m tough and rough like that.”

While everyone was using a handful of homos to trot out the same old beefs, a hero broke through the crowd and exposed them for what they really are: a bunch of hysterical babies who will do everything in their power to prevent people from shaking hands. That’s all this election is. It’s a bitchfest.


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Vermin Supreme attempts to shake Santorum's hand + 10 reasons you need (D) Vermin Supreme! (Original Post) Fire Walk With Me Jan 2012 OP
Here's a link to the VIDEO regarding the scuffle mentioned in the OP Tx4obama Jan 2012 #1
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