Vermin Supreme attempts to shake Santorum's hand + 10 reasons you need (D) Vermin Supreme!
http://takimag.com/article/vermin_supreme_for_president/print#axzz1hzEh18nC
...wait, just when we were about to die of boredom, a man with a boot on his head shows up and tries to shake Ricks hand.
His name is Vermin Supreme, and although hes also running for president, he wanted to congratulate Santorum on a great campaign. This brief moment of sanity was met by rage on all sides, and Supreme was mobbed. He disappeared in a flurry of fists and his media director FluxRostrum was sent careening to the ground. Afterward, Supreme shrugged and told a reporter hes OK: Im tough and rough like that.
While everyone was using a handful of homos to trot out the same old beefs, a hero broke through the crowd and exposed them for what they really are: a bunch of hysterical babies who will do everything in their power to prevent people from shaking hands. Thats all this election is. Its a bitchfest.