If Rmoney were President, do you think he would ditch the Secret Service,

[Aristus]

and rely on his magic underwear for protection?

Just asking...

[jsr]

1. No way. He'd install a moat around the White House

“It was almost like there was a moat system around the Romney castle. He had aides walking around with fake ear pieces in their ear, pretending that they were secret service agents. He put up a velvet rope in front of the office, made sure no one had access to the governor’s office whatsoever.”
http://occupyamerica.crooksandliars.com/diane-sweet/ma-lawmakers-dish-romney-man-did-not-c

[tarheelsunc]

2. He'd make it a private company owned by Bain Capital

By 2014 it would be outsourced to China and Chinese workers will be imported to protect the President.

[Kennah]

4. Because it would be HIS ass they were protecting, I doubt he'd outsource. Privatize it maybe.

[Nye Bevan]

3. No more likely than a President Biden ditching the Secret Service,

and relying on the Holy Ghost and/or his Guardian Angel for protection.