How was Paul Ryan able to drink so much water for 90 minutes without having to pee?

[scheming daemons]

Depends.

[PD Turk]

1. haha

Gives a whole new meaning to "magic underwear"

[mr_hat]

2. Stadium Pal! n/t

[Brickbat]

3. P90X.1, The Steel Bladder Ultimatum

[iloveObama12]

4. LOL

that clown must've drunk 5 glasses of water

[librechik]

5. the answer to that Depends...

that is all.

[randome]

6. Who says he didn't?

[Hoyt]

7. He thought he looked cool after spouting some right wing meme.

[Atman]

8. He's an empty vessel.

It just collects in his shoes. He drains them later.

[HereSince1628]

10. !!

[bbgrunt]

33. thanks for my laugh of the day!

[ailsagirl]

9. It certainly betrayed his nervousness...no, fear!!

Nervousness/fear causes dry mouth
Also
It gave him something to do with his (trembling?) hands.

[progressoid]

11. Thanks Stadium Pal!

[MineralMan]

12. Foley Catheter and Leg Bag.

That is all.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

13. Did anyone get a look at his pants after the debate to make sure he didn't pee himself?

[Applan]

14. Didn't you notice?

His glass mysteriously got filled up halfway through. He must have sneaked it under the table and recycled.

[ginnyinWI]

30. we saw a shot of the back of the table...

each one of them had several glasses of water set out for them.Biden didn't touch his.

[HopeHoops]

15. Magic Underwear...

[lpbk2713]

16. It's an old ventriloquist trick

Lyin' was really being controlled by Señor Wences.

[gkhouston]

17. He was prepping for a question on trickle-down economics. n/t

[Atman]

18. I heard he was playing his own debate drinking game...

Every time he told a lie, he took a drink of water.

[mercuryblues]

19. He was

sweating so much, he didn'y need to pee.

[fascisthunter]

20. if only someone put some visine in his glass

Heh... he shat himself anyways.

[Erose999]

21. Astronaut style.

[slampoet]

22. and people wonder why politicians always wear dark slacks.

[Erose999]

23. I think all that water drowned the hamster running on the wheel in his brain.

[mnhtnbb]

25. OMG! Literally roflmao.

[dawg]

24. P90X bladder workouts.

They're really effective!

[Grammy23]

26. Did anyone notice how he didn't just take a sip of water---

He took a swig of water, then swished it around in his mouth. He did this with nearly every drink he took. You'd have thought he had just run a marathon and was parched. It was most definitely his "tell" that he was nervous. And I'm guessing his sphincters were clinched when he got finished with the debate....and the first stop after they left the stage was the potty.

I think he probably had a bad case of cotton mouth because he took a drink before they even really got started. If I didn't despise him, I could almost feel sorry for him. Since I DO despise that little weasel, I can go right on thinking he is a despicable little twit, along with his running mate.

[ginnyinWI]

28. and if SNL doesn't make some fun of this,

I'll eat my hat.

I can see the Ryan character swigging down whole pitchers of water by the end of the sketch.

[SDjack]

34. Lying causes mouth and throat dryness. nt

[pinto]

27. Jokes aside, a friend made a good observation. He was buying time. A pause.

Sounds right to me. I assume his handlers were worried he'd have a knee-jerk reaction as Biden called him on his...malarkey.

(ed for spell)

[malaise]

29. Well you answered your question

Depends

[William769]

31. With all that hot air, it instantly evaporates away.

[Gin]

32. one caller to CSPAN after the debate commented about him drinking so much water

She said......maybe he has sugar.....

Lol.

[Tippy]

35. Possibly he was dehydrated....

Think he might have tied one on the night before?

[cthulu2016]

36. He weeps urine.

[PD Turk]

37. who says he didn't?

[alphafemale]

38. Douche bags can hold a lot of water. nt

[scheming daemons]

40. You win the thread!

lol

[llmart]

47. OK, that's the best answer yet.

A DUzy to you.

[louis-t]

39. D'oh!

[Cha]

41. Paul Ryan says "Don't you laugh while I'm Lying

to you"!



http://www.eclectablog.com/2012/10/joe-biden-didnt-just-win-the-debate-joe-biden-invented-a-new-way-to-debate-liars.html

[Paladin]

42. Triumph of the Will....... (nt)

[Auntie Bush]

43. TAnxiety or taking anti-anxiety pills can cause dry mouth or cotton mouth.

Depends can solve the pee-pee problem...but his maim problem was anxiety. Well I'd be anxious too having to face that big teddy bear when it came to life.

[Zoeisright]

44. Sweating through his clothes.

[Bake]

45. Bill Maher called it flopsweat!

Bake

[tavernier]

46. He has three bladders....

he actually has spares of everything. That's what allows him to run multiple marathons and never has to pee or poop. However with his spare bladders and rectums, he doesn't have any room for a heart or a brain.