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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsA great prophesy was fulfilled tonight. An Ode to a Memorable Ryan Exposition.
< Edit On Aug 22 the great events were forseeen in a great vision. Again DU is ahead of the rest.
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Ryan is going to destroy Vice President Biden in the VP Debates
http://www.democraticunderground.com/125175980
Paul Ryan is the wonkiest wonkmeisterly Congressman to have ever gone to Congress. He has the entire US budget memorized for the last 10 years. He communicates extremely well and absolutely mesmerizes college faculty's and administrations. Nobel scientists ask him to check their equations before they write their thesis and then ask him to edit the thesis for clarity.
Paul Ryan has never lost a debate.
When he enters the Congressional Republican Caucus all of the members quickly stand and move their chairs aside with a Moses like parting of the room so that he can go to the front of the room unimpeded. They quickly take out pen and paper so that they can write down every word in an operational redundancy should their personal recording devices fail.
Paul Ryan has never lost a debate
He has won every debate he has ever entered. He is bold, brave and has a broad vision. He never prevaricates, dithers or contradicts himself. He is consistent, clear and concise. He is equally familiar with St. Paul, Thomas Aquinas and that atheist broad.
Vice President Joe Biden is just a good old hard working fun guy.
It will be a complete and total victory by Ryan. He is the sacred chalice of the future conservative movement. He is the next Ronald Reagan. Republicans will vote for Romney because they know that Ryan will persuade Romney to take all the right right right right choices.
Paul Ryan has never lost a debate.
In future years Italian composers will write Operas about Ryan's great victory. Anthems will be written and City block murals etched capturing all of the details. A comic book series and an IKEA foot stool will be created to mark it. Paul and Ryan will become the number 1 and 2 names for baby boys starting in 2013.
There are simply not enough adjectives that I could use to push up the bar to the height that Paul Ryan should have to jump over to win this debate.
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A great prophesy was fulfilled tonight. An Ode to a Memorable Ryan Exposition. (Original Post)
grantcart
Oct 2012
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htuttle
(23,738 posts)1. Well Played
Way to play the long game.