How many Obama conspiracy-theories are out there?
Last edited Tue Oct 9, 2012, 08:29 AM - Edit history (1)
Is anyone keeping track?
* He's born in Kenya. Birth certificate is forged. Newspaper announcement of his birth was planted.
* Something something inherited kenyan citizenship from father, even if he were born in Hawaii.
* Fake social security number.
* He's a muslim because he attended a madrassa as a child.
* He wants to destroy golf.
* He wants your guns.
* He wants to give the UN the power to rule the US.
* He wants to give control over the internet to the UN.
* He secretly has an anti-american mindset, because his father's home-country once was a colony.
* He's a socialist/communist and/or a fascist.
* He's bribing the poor with socialist policies to stay in power.
* He did something dictatorial while in office. (Something...)
* He worked in Chicago, which means he has a mobster-mindset.
* The loan to Solyndra was his idea.
* He's the antichrist.
* He's a racist who hates white people.
* He wants to turn the US into a godless socialist pit of hell like Europe. (Workers Unions! Socialized Health-care! Nude beaches!)
Damn. Something with aliens from outer space would be the final seasoning to this list.
Would such a list qualify for an entry into the Guinness Book of World Records? 
EDIT:
* The engineering corps he proposed would be his personal brown-shirted stormtroopers.
* When he talks to children, he's indoctrinating them.
* The national warning-system that sends you a text-message in case of impeding natural disasters would really be used to spread his propaganda.
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