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"In the name of Jesus, I bind the spirit of delusion that has come across our land... I still think Trumps gonna ultimately win.
By Alex Bollinger Thursday, November 19, 2020
Televangelist Pat Robertson is praying that the U.S. prayed for God to end the spirit of delusion that is making people think that Joe Biden won the election.
In the name of Jesus, I bind the spirit of delusion that has come across our land, he said on The 700 Club. We will not surrender our nation. We will not give up this great country.
And Satan, you cannot have it, in the name of Jesus, he continued, implying that Biden is being made president by the devil. I believe God has heard his prayers, he said. And Im asking everybody in this audience to pray.
It isnt over yet. And I do not think, again, He wants to turn this nation over to socialism and Bernie Sanders and oh- AOC and those people are pure socialist and they want to take over control of everything.
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Moostache
(9,897 posts)Check back later to see how real Jeebus is...
dchill
(38,676 posts)...that Jesus is more real than Pat Robertson.
Moostache
(9,897 posts)I have no idea what kind of embalming fluid they pump through that thing in Robertson's used up body to keep it animated, but it is starting to resemble an overly-aged animatronic facsimile at this point!
Aristus
(66,591 posts)a massive dump while he prays...
louis-t
(23,323 posts)Blue Owl
(50,718 posts)lpbk2713
(42,790 posts)And you will not find many that are more foolish than Robertson.
Zing Zing Zingbah
(6,496 posts)bluestarone
(17,205 posts)Well all i can say is why isn't Pat saying GOD LIED TO HIM?
JHB
(37,170 posts)You'd think he'd catch on that God is punking him, but no...
Sneederbunk
(14,328 posts)IggleDuer
(964 posts)N/T
jmowreader
(50,629 posts)"Don't fucking look at me, asshole. I was pulling for Trump."
Gothmog
(146,293 posts)Wounded Bear
(58,845 posts)struggle4progress
(118,379 posts)Mariana
(14,864 posts)I hope President Biden will order the IRS to vigorously enforce the Johnson Amendment.
onethatcares
(16,237 posts)Jesus told me to tell you to get off the teevee, sell everything you have, and walk the walk or he'll turn you over to SATAN and his whims.
Just thought I'd let ya know.....
yellowcanine
(35,715 posts)I just love a good smiting.
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