8 out of 10? 9? Hey Mittens, Honor they father.... show us the taxes.
I offer for your consideration. Ten simple rules. Romney has broken most of them.
Thou shalt have no other gods before me. This might include being a member of a religion many consider a cult. Though, I'm sure, someday, the Mormon church will show us all that proof they have about the gold tablets, and other "real" stuff they have but can't show anybody, 'cause God is sneaky that way, I guess.
Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth: Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them. um...golden calf, anyone?http://www.google.com/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=
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Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain. Check out the synonyms for the word bane (bain): anathema, ban, bane , blaspheming, blasphemy, commination, cursing, cuss word, cussing, damning, denunciation, dirty name, dirty word, double whammy, execration, expletive, four-letter word, fulmination, imprecation, malediction, malison, naughty words, no-no, oath, objuration, obloquy, obscenity,profanation, profanity, sacrilege, swear word, swearing, vilification, whammy
Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. Yeah, sorry, if you work for any company Bain Capital owned/owns or are a servent for the Romney's, then Mitt is profiting from NOT keeping the sabbath.
Honour thy father and thy mother. Sayeth the father, "A presidential candidate should release his taxes." "Fuck you, dad," says the son.
Thou shalt not kill. But, you can drive your Bain Chinese factory workers to suicide. That's OK
Thou shalt not commit adultery. Does fucking over the whole country count?
Thou shalt not steal. Mmmmmm...fat and tasty pension plans to raid, accruing debts you knowingly would not pay and bankrupting your way out of them. I think we would all call that stealing, eh?
Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor. Insert another lie about Obama here.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house and wife. I am Mitt Romeny, I am entitled to the White House. This is my wife Ann, she can't wait to redecorate.
