Great post just now as a WaPo response to a Rubin column.

[Faygo Kid]

I had to laugh at this one - well done, rjciardo:

I have been reading comments on the Romney campaign claim that if Mitt were President, none of this would have ever happened. Here are some of the best so far:

"If Mitt were President, you could get chocolate milk directly from the cow."
"If Mitt were President, life would be one big Hallmark card, and the Middle East would be a farm for dressage horses."
"If Mitt were President, cereal would never get soggy."
"If Mitt were President, we'd have won the Vietnam War."
"If Mitt were President, grass would be pink."
"If Mitt were President, Putin would not rear his head at Alaska."
"If Mitt were President, the iPhone 5 would have been so cool!"
"If Mitt were President, Shark Week would last all year."
"If Mitt were President, there'd be a dancing horse in every car elevator."
"If Mitt were President, everyone would have a pony."
"If Mitt were President, there would be no cancer, no poverty, no racism and no Republican Party. It would be a perfect world."
"If Mitt were President, Mohammed would still be alive and all Muslims would be incredibly happy."
"If Mitt were President, there would be Swiss bank accounts for everyone."
"If Mitt were President, we'd all get our own planet."

[Whisp]

1. has Mitt been talking to Olive Oyl?