The 10 RAUNCHIEST STRIPPER ADS Welcoming Romney and the Republicans to Tampa

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FAMILY VALUES WEEKEND!


Warning: Adult Images










1. “Thee” Dollhouse: “Nailin Paylin” Sarah Palin Look-alike






2. The Penthouse Club: “RNC Pre-Sale Cabanas & VIP Areas!”






3. Tattletales Testosterzone: “Super Pac Your Night With Dancers Michele, Hillary, Nancy and Racy Rachel!”






4. Skin Tampa: “Only 4 Lights Away!”






5. Goddess Nyx: “I am quite the Sadistic Disciplinarian that loves to humiliate ‘sissi bois’ and ‘ALPHA PIGS’”






6. Tampa Gold Club: “Lelu Love, XXX Model & Porn Star”






7. Déjà Vu Showgirls: “Free cover if you wear red, white and blue all week long!”






8. Ybor Gay Bathhouse: “All RNC Delegates Get in Free!”






9. HomoCon 2012 at the Honey Pot: “Male Revue Upstairs in the VIP Room Featuring Paul Ryan Look-alike!”






10. Dwight’s Erotique Cabaret: “Including a Champagne Toast to Colonel Senator Lindsay Graham!”








http://dailybleach.com/the-10-raunchiest-stripper-ads-welcoming-romney-and-the-republicans-to-tampa/

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[Angry Dragon]

1. they are going to be so busy

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5. Media should pool together their resources

and stake out ALL these strip locations closest to the convention.


I wonder where the wives will be when their husbands are enjoying the local Tampa entertainment?

[hifiguy]

2. They will do big box office.

They always do with the "famly valoos" crowd. The Mooselini lookalike will probably make $25K that week.

[bullwinkle428]

4. The Paul Ryan look-alike will probably run a close second in $$$!

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7. LOL!!!

[niyad]

3. you just made my morning

[Brickbat]

6. Tattletales Testosterzone seems to be fake.

RYS, however, is hilarious.

[Quantess]

17. Is it? Or are they just having fun with it?

I remember seeing a strip club in Seattle advertise: STIMULUS PACKAGE? LET US STIMULATE YOUR PACKAGE

[Brickbat]

18. I can't find a strip joint by that name near that address.

[TorchTheWitch]

27. There isn't one in Florida anymore

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It's a chain club (like most are anymore). There used to be one in Clearwater, but it closed years ago. Supposedly it's a Sam's Club now.

I'm going to try looking up the rest of them. I've got the super secret strip club list.

On Edit: All the rest of the strip club ads are real... they're on their websites.

Deja Vu's Showgirls doesn't have the ad on their website, but they don't always put them on there (which is stupid, but it looks like their website is a piece of crap anyway... odd because Deja Vu is a HUGE chain). In any case, the address and phone number are all correct, and they do have a general message on the site welcoming conventioners. They probably only use the ad for print.

Dwight's may or may not exist. Isn't listed anywhere, there's no address or phone number, and their email is a dorky gmail account. If they exist, they're likely really tiny, and I'm surprised they forked over the money for an ad.

[nc4bo]

8. Smh, just can't make this shit up.

We're running that saying straight into the ground around here!!

[global1]

31. Maybe We Need An Abbreviation - JCMTSU!!!!!......nt

[Harmony Blue]

9. The sad thing is that this is the tip of the iceberg of the

strip clubs and "lounges" in the Tampa Bay area. Why they chose the RNC here in the area I don't understand as it opens them up for massive potential blunders.

[nc4bo]

11. I'd love to go around with a camera or have a boy/girl team snapping pics! nt

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12. Reporters should be staking out ALL these locales around the clock. Family Values My A$$.

[nc4bo]

15. They most definitely, absolutely should do just that. nt

[Curtland1015]

10. How does Dwight's REALLY know they're the ten most talented go go boys?

Was there a contest?

We need the facts.

[MineralMan]

13. Call to all amateur photographers and bloggers!

Get some photos of GOP dignitaries going into or coming out of these joints, and post 'em on your blog and Facebook.

It's a great opportunity. Don't go alone to do this though. Take friends.

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14. LOL!! Weekend gig! Pays Cash!

[HockeyMom]

16. Ybor City

or "Gaybor" City as they advertise. Bring out the cameras and see how many "traditional marriage" convention goers visit the bars, and spas, there!

[flamingdem]

19. Hubba Hubba, Hubba Hey!

thanks this makes my day

[rocktivity]

20. HOMOcon? Smelly foot worship? Well, at least you're being fair and balanced!

rocktivity

[Initech]

21. Attention Senator Quagmire!!!!!

Giggity giggity giggity all right!!!

[liberal N proud]

22. More family values from the right!

[Egalitarian Thug]

23. Raunchy? Come on out here and celebrate America's only city entirely devoted to debauchery.

We have gigantic billboards everywhere that makes this stuff look like a Macy's cosmetics sale.

Just remember that ours are the cops that LAPD points to when they're saying "at least we're not as bad as them". Oh, and also remember that you're not that good looking or charming and that super-sexy girl that came up to talk to you is there to distract you from your wallet/iPhone/stack... or she's a hooker.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

24. How many of these are real?

[SoapBox]

25. All of them! The straight AND gay ones...

...we even saw a story on the TV machine, how the strip club owners were gearing up for a HUGE week of crowds.

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26. It would seem that the site's link's are all active adult sites.

From DailyBleach's posted article:


Tampa’s ladies– and men!– of the evening are expressing an irrational exuberance for the imminent arrival of the Republican National Convention in their hometown. In the past week alone, a slew of x-rated websites have announced the tawdry, hardcore erotic services they’re offering exclusively to convention attendees. These include VIP cabanas, Sarah Palin impersonators, champagne toasts, free homosexual steam rooms, “smelly foot worship” with a stunning dominatrix and something frighteningly named the “Santorum Stimulus Package.”


The weather is forecast to be quite hot in this West Florida city and Mitt Romney is hoping to make it even hotter with Paul Ryan at his side. The convention will top off a stunning surge for the battle-scarred Republican contender who emerged from a scathing primary season with renewed vigor and stamina. But with thousands of conservative thinkers, party delegates and hopeful candidates milling about town, the temptations of intimacy abound. Political conventions have long been vice-ridden. Alcohol and anonymous hotel rooms, nubile volunteers and the frenzied passion for a candidate often lead to shocking personal indiscretions. One hopes that this year’s attendees can channel their excitement for Romney and Ryan into appropriate channels. This is, after all, meant to be a celebration of family values and economic common sense.


Here’s a “revue” of the raunchiest ten entertainments that Tampa, America’s strip club capital, has on tap for next week (in no particular order). * Warning: links may go to websites with nudity.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

29. "Sarah Palin impersonators." Has an 'LA Confidential' feel to it...

[SoapBox]

28. It's too, too funny...

that the Holy and Pious crowd is so loaded with all sorts of dirty minds and perverts. Actually, it's not surprising at all, since
they are the Party of Hypocrisy.

Now mind you, I've certainly got nothing against having a dirty mind and/or being a bit pervy...BUT when they try and
hide in broad daylight with the Flag and a Cross, well...it makes me darned mad!

Can you imagine how all the Limp Stream Media would howl about this IF the DNC convention were in Tampa?

[LynneSin]

30. To be fair, the strippers are going to be out in full force for the DNC convetion too

Just saying!

[nolabear]

32. Yes, but the word on the street is that the RNC is MUCH more fun.

At least that's what I read in the papers. Yeah, that's the ticket...

[SoapBox]

33. True...

I used to travel to TPA a lot for work and was always amazed at the quantity of sleaze locations in the city.

FYI, a casual search for Charlotte shows about 14 gay "friendly" bars...some are listed as LGBT only while some are listed as gay/straight crowd...and zero baths houses/sex clubs in Charlotte.

Tampa lists about 30 bars (mostly gay only) and 4 "baths / sex clubs". It's quite a difference.

I didn't even try to count the number of straight strip locations in TPA!

Hey...was it any wonder that in Las Vegas, the electronics convention used to always happen at the same time that the annual porn convention was taking place? **wink, wink, nod, nod**

[LongTomH]

34. The only thing I see up there that's obscene is the line about: "macaca mixers"...

...for the Tattletales Testorzone. Actually, most of the text for the ad is really obscene.

Yeah, I consider hateful speech to be much more objectionable than scantily clad bodies!

[Iliyah]

35. Morning after pill? Anyone - LOL

Since a lot of goppers are closet gays male & female, the advertisements looks delicious. Like in Israeli last year when the goppers jumped into the Sea of Galilee, the RNC convention will break wide open of orgies in secret because we all know that on tv the goppers are sanctimonious GAWD fearing phony baloney schizophrenic sociopaths.