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Thu Aug 2, 2012, 11:41 PM

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas,

and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location.
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocke
t, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this fucking badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?.... do you understand?!!"
The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....

"Your badge, show him your fucking BADGE!!"

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Reply A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas, (Original post)
Pharaoh Aug 2012 OP
Mnemosyne Aug 2012 #1
burrowowl Aug 2012 #2
longship Aug 2012 #3
Historic NY Aug 2012 #4
Zalatix Aug 2012 #6
Zalatix Aug 2012 #5
MsPithy Aug 2012 #7
BarbaRosa Aug 2012 #8
leveymg Aug 2012 #9
Melissa G Aug 2012 #10

Response to Pharaoh (Original post)

Thu Aug 2, 2012, 11:51 PM

1. Thanks Pharoaoh, good one! nt

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Response to Pharaoh (Original post)

Fri Aug 3, 2012, 12:08 AM

2. Good One!

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Response to Pharaoh (Original post)

Fri Aug 3, 2012, 01:23 AM

3. Thanks. Needed a laugh today. nt

R&K

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Response to Historic NY (Reply #4)

Fri Aug 3, 2012, 01:54 AM

6. Great! All over a frickin marijuana charge.

 

I hope there's no assets for the cops to seize to pay for that. Stupid marijuana laws.

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Response to Pharaoh (Original post)

Fri Aug 3, 2012, 01:53 AM

5. Hahahahhaha!!

 

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Response to Pharaoh (Original post)

Fri Aug 3, 2012, 02:44 AM

7. My guffaws

woke the dogs.

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Response to Pharaoh (Original post)

Fri Aug 3, 2012, 11:44 AM

8. Brings to mind this. . .

Canadians:
Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South
to avoid a collision.

Americans:
Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the
North.

Canadians:
Negative. You will have to divert your course 15
degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans:
This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again,
divert YOUR course.

Canadians:
No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans:
THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE
SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC
FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE
CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT
YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY
AGAIN,THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER
MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF
THIS SHIP.

Canadians:
We are a lighthouse, your call.


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Response to BarbaRosa (Reply #8)

Fri Aug 3, 2012, 10:15 PM

9. Americans: Launch countermeasures.

Canadians: Your choice . . .

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Response to BarbaRosa (Reply #8)

Fri Aug 3, 2012, 10:20 PM

10. good one

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